Of course its the election, and president obama actually said yesterday that if things get better under president trump, hell be the first to congratulate him. Well, technically, hell be the second because trump will congratulate himself first. [ laughter and applause ] [ as trump ] i did such a great job. I really did. [ laughter ] get this, i read that donald trump doesnt want to live at the white house fulltime. [ light laughter ] and yeah. And hes thinking about commuting from new york city. [ laughter ] to make America Great again, and to make traffic in new york city worse than ever. [ laughter ] its like a nightmare. [ cheers and applause ] [ as trump ] i really did a good job. Trump apparently wants to commute to washington, d. C. , by helicopter. Trump asked the pilot if hes got those radio headphones so they can talk to each other in the air and the pilot was like, nope. [ laughter and applause ] got to get one of those, ha ha. This is really crazy. Donald trump has reportedl
Roots crew. Questlove 571, alexandria steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, that is a hot crowd [ cheers and applause ] that is a great, great new york city crowd welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. And president obama actually said yesterday that if things get better under president trump, hell be the first to congratulate him. Well, technically, hell be the second because trump will congratulate himself first. [ laughter and applause ] [ as trump ] i did such a great job. I really did. [ laughter ] get this, i read that donald trump doesnt want to live at the white house fulltime. [ light laughter ] and yeah. And hes thinking about commuting from new york city. [ laughter ] its all part of trumps plan and to make traffic in new york city worse than ever. [ laughter ] its like a nightmare. [ cheers and applause ] [ as trum
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 571, alexandria steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, that is a hot crowd [ cheers and applause ] that is a great, great new york city crowd welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. And president obama actually said yesterday that if things get better under president trump, hell be the first to congratulate him. Well, technically, hell be the second because trump will congratulate himself first. [ laughter and applause ] [ as trump ] i did such a great job. I really did. [ laughter ] get this, i read that donald trump doesnt want to live at the white house fulltime. [ light laughter ] and yeah. And hes thinking about commuting from new york city. [ laughter ] and to make traffic in new york city worse than ever. [ laughter ] its like a nightmare. [ cheers and applause ] [ as trum
Musical guest, amine, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 571, alexandria steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, that is a hot crowd [ cheers and applause ] that is a great, great new york city crowd welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. Welcome, everybody. Well, heres what people are talking about. Of course its the election, and president obama actually said yesterday that if things get better under president trump, hell be the first to congratulate him. Well, technically, hell be the second because trump will congratulate himself first. [ laughter and applause ] [ as trump ] i did such a great job. I really did. [ laughter ] get this, i read that donald trump doesnt want to live at the white house fulltime. [ light laughter ] and yeah. And hes thinking about commuting from new yci its all part of trumps plan to make America Great again, and to make traffic in new yo
They beat the colts 207 in that monday night matchup. . All right. So this is some video thats gone viral from the new york city subway. Look at this. The rat trying to deliver the pizza, huh . Now, thats gone too far. Now we have rats delivering pizza . This has been viewed about 85 million times throughout the world. I wrote some commentary, are you ready . You did . Tell me if you find any of these funny. Hes only slightly worse than that delivery guy from dominos. Keep going. Needs work. Just how to i like my pizza, cheese, pepperoni and maggots. [laughter] cute. All right, lets see here. Hey, you can take a break, but if i dont get it in a half an hour, its free, right, dominos . You guys are lame hey, it looks delicious, but whats with that triangular piece of bread . Okay you were so ready for the a catskills, theyre calling your name. No, you came in with a bad attitude. By the way, dominos happens to be one of my favorite pizza establishments. Im not going to hear that, thats