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Peeing in the nude in trashy hotel room with loud farts t never fails=how come every time Im all clean after my shower, I have to go to the bathroom! LOL Im still naked with wet hair after my nice hot shower, and the greasy Mexican food I ate earlier that day is starting to kick in! I sit down and pee on the toilet, and then it sounds as if Im peeing out my butthole. I have some really bad, raunchy, loud as hell farts, and I am so thankful that for once, Im alone! I clench my to...

Pen. its weird its like hes treating this like an actual job. the kind where people actually review your work. its so on presidential. whenis not doing something he seems irritated will board . its like he is addicted to results. hes not the commander in chief ãhe is a ceo. trump is all news all the time. we need a breaking wind and we break in. >> he vowed to the cities and why not?they sound nice but they are ãits like a wintry mix. it sounds like a desert but it will kill you. for the reven...

Finally, there are some videos that just defy explanation, like this, a runaway porta-potty breaking wind down the street. >> its a runaway! >> for those car enthusiasts out there, this may be a hard one to watch. vintage corvettes dropping from a showroom floor into a gaping sinkhole underneath the national corvette museum. a parents worst nightmare, a child riding his bicycle, when suddenly a neighbors dog viciously attacks him. then out of nowhere, this feisty feline springs into action and...

Finally, there are some videos that just defy explanation, like this, a runaway porta-potty breaking wind down the street. >> its running away. >> for those car enthusiasts out there, this may be a hard one to watch. vintage corvettes dropping from a showroom floor into a gaping sink hole underneath the national corvette museum. a parents worst nightmare, a child riding his bicycle, when suddenly a neighbors dog viciously attacks him. then out of nowhere, this feisty feline springs into action...

Farmers in france today are enjoying economic benefits from uas because safety regulators there have found ways to permit such flights. i cant help, but wonder that if the german, the french and the canadians do some of these things today then why cant we also be doing that. we all agree that the project is taking too long. >> with the drone industry booming, preventing crashes is becoming each more critical. >> i have a quad kopter on my christmas list. i suspect quite a few people do. we have ...

>> this is why you livelonger than us. youre welcome. >> it is not benefiting us. shouldnt men be healthier than women because we break wind when we are alone. >> yeah, but i try to push it toward other people. thats one thing about breaking wind. you do it and then cup it and throw it. >> you walk away jie. you leave it. >> not that i know. >> we should harvest. we should literally harvest. >> you need to let one rip like 20 minutes before you show up at home or wherever. >> it is one of those ...

If he doesnt hustle, if he doesnt hustle, hes in trouble. you got bosses in swank offices who, even if they dont hustle, why lean away at $800,000 an hour. wait till im done. theyre making $800,000 an hour. they can be whiling away at their desk. wait, wait, wait. >> let me respond to this. >> breaking wind and worrying about attending bowel movement and they still get $800,000 an hour. >> the vast marjts jority of wo who start at the minimum wage, my first job working at a warehouse was for the...

We hang out. we drink. sometimes i use fart nie g -- farting as an excuse to meet a guy. and we talked. you fart. just because i fart at parties it doesnt make me a farter. >> thats pretty funny. although that actress will never not be the fartg girl. maybe she will win an oscar one day. gosslg start started if fartg commercials. >> discuss shall we. >> lightning roooouund. >> is it fair to compare the act of breaking wind which does smell to something like smoking which smells delicious? >> i t...

>> no he looks like whoopi goldburg making a point on "the view." >> i know, whoopi goldburg breaking wind on the -- on "the view." >> and then drowns it out by saying child. >> thats the past part of "the view." if i had children i would have no problems with this. when the kids screw up it is you who gets sued. jay as somebody who doesnt have kids, you know nothing. the thing with my super i will legitimate daughters is i let them get high all the time. when they are not, they realize the squa...

Goldburg making a point on "the view." >> i know, whoopi goldburg breaking wind on the -- on "the view." >> and then drowns it out by saying child. >> thats the past part of "the view." if i had children i would have no problems with this. when the kids screw up it is you who gets sued. jay as somebody who doesnt have kids, you know nothing. the thing with my super i will legitimate daughters is i let them get high all the time. when they are not, they realize the squaller they are living in. >>...