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President of the united states pray for arnold schwarzenegger. dont pray for arnold, im final four against boy george. i think -- i dont know if it is manufactured. heres the problem, it happened on, i think, a tuesday or wednesday, and with the news cycle, monday, by the time the episode -- its going to have moved on. greg: its time for boy george to change his name to man george -- >> you wanted to be a water boy. greg: all right. i want to ask about this whole thing -- im not sure i want a ho...

Tomorrow right after they win. i wont bore you with the score. greg: no, but whos better, tom brady or joe montana? >> whos lost the most super bowls? >> dang! >> between those two. >> hes got to have joe cools back. >> ive got to ride and die with my guy, joe. greg: joe wasnt nice to me, you know? he was standing in front of my apartment, and he didnt say hello. >> he never liked stalkers. [laughter] not even reverse stalkers. greg: exactly. all right, matt? >> listen, tom brady is is an unbeli...

>> were not going to sit around and listen to a speech. >> you remember why we did this? you were playing in the game, randy. people were tuning out at halftime because it was being counterprogrammed by networks like fox. so they got real acts there. but those acts, when they become bigger than the game, are a problem. hence, janet jackson. why would the nfl even allow a controversial person to even perform? >> it doesnt have to be controversial. >> its one of the hardest parts about the super b...

>> you dont get back to car very often, do you -- to california, do you? greg: im not allowed back. >> okay. greg: heres a disturbing ad. its for skittleses, candy for people who cant handle m and ms. >> katie? katie? katie? katie? katie? katie? katie? greg: all right, that was my favorite ad. no? >> i think it was the worst, by far. greg: really? >> oh, yeah, atrocious. greg: whats wrong with it, clay? >> its boring. >> you want to watch middle-aged people shift around their bedroom on the floo...

>> sarah? sarah? cleaning up? ♪ ♪ greg: im speechless. randy, what with are you thinking right now? >> every time i see that, im just not quite sure i should be watching it. [laughter] greg: you know what it is? >> do they have cameras in their house? greg: i find this whole thing -- clay, i find this disgusting. cartoon/human sex? shes attracted -- its almost as bad as bestiality. >> yeah -- wow. [laughter] greg: yes, i went there. >> its important for women. im a married guy. this is why i...

Greg: we cant call him chubby anywhere -- >> >> horizontally challenged. greg: brian kilmeade, youre leaving us. has anyone done a segment yet on super bowl ads? because i think were going to do that next, and, i know, thats unpredictable, but were always breaking new ground. but, first, do you know your football terms? kat and tyrus quiz the fans. >> looks like theres some extracurricular activity on the field. [laughter] >> means somebodys doing a little something they shouldnt be doing. >> no...

Guy, next to the guy -- >> who knew the guy. greg: tyrus, did you try out for the dallas cowboys? >> yeah, i did. ended up my aing my -- playing arena football. ing. greg: what are your thoughts on this whole thing? >> first of all, in sports its great when great athletes are citizens too. and when i say that, im talking about muhammad ali, kareem abdul-jabbar that when they went and took on a cause, they took and encompassed a cause. they themselves were the movement. so what they did, you resp...

>> i keep my apartment very, very messy as a feminist act. [laughter] greg: heres my -- im just happy -- >> mr. dirty. greg: i think hes brave for coming out in this commercial. im happy about that. >> mr. dirty. greg: this is a very disturbing commercial from bud light. >> yeah, to be honest, i dont even have an excuse, man. im just going to stay in. >> hello, brian. >> spuds mckenzie? what are you doing here? >> my wrestling people dont drink bud lights with friends. at this very moment your f...

♪ ♪ greg: quick program note, bill oreilly sits down with president trump tomorrow. kats in at 4 p.m. eastern during the super bowl pregame show on the fox broadcast network. and you can see more of the interview monday and tuesday on "the oreilly factor." where the spin stops. at 8 p.m. eastern here on fox news channel. so were running out of time, you know what that means -- >> what youve wanted to say all show but havent had the chance to say, so heres your chance to say it. right now. gr...

Going to have to take her out to dinner this week, that you can no longer duck out of church because its the big game. now youve got to go. its a rough ending to the wonderful thing that is football. greg: why dont they just make the game shorter? >> oh okay, stop. stop talking. >> shorter? greg: yes. >> the commissioner talked about that. they want to have fewer commercials. greg: i want fewer penalties. get rid of the penalties. all penalties go away. >> add weapons. >> thunderdome. greg: if y...