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Died. so, you know, just ask god if he will help you. one other letter she wrote in there and said i will never forget you. >> if he doesnt accept the deal he might have to be acquitted to see her and even he feels thats a long shot. >> shes a real god woman, man. hard times, bad times, take beatings. im a hard core dude but when it comes to that, bro, its hard, man. being in here, just to see her one more time, i might take five years or ten years. i feel like when i lose my mom its over. shes ...

>> six hours later the verdict is in and jones has been returned to the jail. and once again the man known as mr. not guilty has been found not guilty of attempted murder. >> thought i was gone, man. but i guess they had to run some type of work. >> but the jury did find jones guilty of tampering with a witness, james mallory. and he was given ten years in prison. a sentence that was enhanced due to his past record. >> i got ten years because of tampering, bro, because he came to see me, man. >>...

Full of shiites i might want to spew nuclear too. >> thats a very interesting point of view. >> vladimir putin. >> okay. >> which country is he going to invade, do you think next? >> invading countries is that what they are doing? >> fascinating isnt it? >> who has putin invaded? >> putin died, didnt he? [ buzzer ] >> i think you are thinking of stalin. >> yes. >> thats all right. you didnt know. >> do you know which country putin invaded? >> ukraine. >> got it. i think we need to get more invol...

My dad, my mom in the heart. honor thy mother. honor thy father. over here is money bags, naked girls, everyone likes naked girls -- everybody likes naked girl and money. those are clowns up there, there isnt too much meaning behind those. >> dont you have a $100 bill? >> i do. >> where is that at? >> its crazy, bro. [ laughter ] i got a $100 bill tattooed on my penis. >> what do you tell the girls about that? >> its money to blow. [ laughter ] >> the imagery on his body tells part of the story....

The accumulated flavors of many magical things as it bobs like noahs ark, bringing life in all its infinite variety. deep-fried haggis, my personal favorite. in tube form in this case. if you dont like chopped up liver and lungs and all that stuff, believe me, the curry sauce sets you right. the combination of french fries or chips in the local dialect with curry sauce and cheese is perhaps a bro too far. guy fieri in a kilt, but what the hey. >> im pretty sure god is against this. oh, yeah, def...

Im eating off skitz for the next two weeks. >> you all right with that, skitz? >> yeah! >> even if he isnt, im still going to. he doesnt have a choice in the matter. >> thats what a brothers for. >> whats mine is his. >> even with the shortfall, the men have managed to at least acquire the necessary ingredients for gaskills chocolate peanut butter fudge cake. >> to make peanut butter fudge, take the peanut butter and melt it down. you got to cook down the sugar, add some sugar with it to make so...

Show at 10:00 p.m. eastern time. we havent promoted that at all. a new "red eye" returns on monday. guests include jedediah bila and bernard mcgirk. >> e block. last story. thats the last story. >> if you plan on taking a trip to the british seaside town plan on leaving your favorite swim wear at home, bro. after years of the beach town being over run by binge drinking stag parties and men sporting the mankini they took a stand against the most harmful. they banned the bough banana hammock. the ...

Put him in >> yeah, hes going in. you want to go in there? huh? lets go. >> you got a bed for him? >> he can sleep on a bed with me. thats my kid. get in here! there you go. >> you ready to go in there? you wanted a roommate earlier. you want to go in there now? no. you want to cut people, though. >> no, i dont. you want to cut your teacher? >> no, i dont. >> youre going to be my girlfriend. >> i dont. >> yes, you do want to go in there. >> come here. >> i dont. >> you dont want to go in there? ...

A plan if, if they were released today or tomorrow, what would that plan be? >> can you live a new life with the old one? >> no. >> no its got to go. >> no -- >> uh-oh. wait a minute. we got a yes you can. >> to learn from your mistakes. >> hold on now. >> you got to know the old you so you know what not to do in the future. >> no. listen to the question. can you live a new life with the old you? >> yeah. >> no you cant bro. >> you cant -- this is all about change. mana is not about some program...

>> because you got problems. >> i been here. >> that dont mean you cant be moved. >> for what? >> were not going to have this mess going on up here, poop in the doors. im not having it. for nobody up here. i will separate every one. you. because every time you get together everybody got to prove theyre the man of everything around here. and youre not. >> they threw [ bleep ] and damn every one of them white boys get in trouble. man, im telling you man. yall keeping me over here with these [ blee...