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A bra is for ladies. meet the bro. >> and the problem is that you cant tell -- russians cant tell putin that he is fudging the fish or they will throw him in jail with those girls. >> the world has gone insane. putin alleluia ought to solve their fiscal problems and come out with a double d cup of the month calendar. ♪ ♪ >> i apologize for that. all right, very soon miller and i will announce some more dates for the bolder fresher shows next year 2014. in the meantime i will see everybody ou...

Thats a step beyond chatting. isnt it. >> yes, sir, it would be. >> i dont want to get new trouble, bro. i also dont want to get me in trouble either. you knew this was wrong when you walked in? >> yes, sir. "i think i can learn real fast to love you." 14 years old! do you know that its illegal to have a conversation on the internet with the intent to have sex with a minor? >> yes, sir, i do. >> so you came here knowingly violating the law? kennely was significant because not only did he admit w...

Boy, im going to go to his house, strip naked, and walk in with a 12-pack of beer. this was just something you thunk up today? >> no, sir. i talked to him about it online. >> do you see how this looks, john? >> im sorry. >> just let me see the drivers license. >> im sorry. >> sorry doesnt cut it. what would have happened -- what would have happened, john, if i wasnt here? >> i probably would have chickened out, sir. >> chickened out? do you see why that is hard for me to believe? >> i do, sir. b...

We found a pair of cell mates who seemed more like frat house brothers rather than inmates at a maximum security penitentiary. >> look at the nugget, dude. >> no [ bleep ]. >> when we met richard evans and richard boshears, the high-spirited duo had recently reunited as cell mates after boshears had recently been released. >> who are you tattooing on again? >> actually, got caught tattooing on this one right here. this is the one we got caught doing right here. we got ran up on while doing this ...

Firefighters and others. i want to bring in damon maloney with doctors without boarders. hes in an organization that we worked with before. they have remarkable experience. in terms of the greatest needs, greatest priorities for you right now, what are they? >> anderson, at the moment i think its a logistics problem at the moment. were having trouble with access, electricity, fooder, water. its really hard to help people if we dont have these things. we cant find transport. we cant find drivers....

And neo-nazis in the country. >> a white supremacist from north dakota discovers his roots. >> 86% european. and -- [ laughter ] 14% sub saharan african. >> how could this have happened? a black white supremacist. >> you have a little black in you. >> well, thats awkward. hey, bro. >> in todays top trender. all the wage. >> the gop -- they really dont care what the country in general thinks. >> $7.25 is totally obscene. >> what is the price that you want from these working men and women? when do...

As this birth control which you can now, thanks obama care. you cant see their faces for some strange reason. in any case, the point is that theres these ads aimed at younger people. maybe theyre very effective. hey, girl, youre excited about -- its ryan gosling, of course. the point is its about selling obama care to young people as a way to get birth control so they can have promiscuous sex with people they barely met or ryan gosling poster. >> it works if youre selling the birth control aspec...

>> sweetheart, you have a little. >> oil and water dont mix. >> hey, bro. >> oh, my goodness. >> did you hear what he called it? statistical noise. craig cobb appeared on a british-based broadcast airing in the united states. he agreed to take a dna tests and have the results revealed on air. the segment was part of the talk shows race in america series. first introduced you to cobb when we traveled to lake, north dakota, and toured the area where he bought several acres of land. he wants to dev...

Martin. one is said to have come from martin four days after he left the dolphins reading whats up, man? the worlds gone crazy, lol. im good, though. congrats on the win. yeah, im good, man. its insane, bro, but just know i dont blame you guys at all. its just the culture around football and the locker room got to me a little. fox sports asked if martin were sitting next to him, what would incognito say now? >> i would say -- i think id give him a big hug right now and id just be like, dude, wha...

Sales job, the court of public opinion is definitely the window is closing, you need to speak now. >> back to what richie said. he reportedly exchanged more than 1100 text messages with martin. in one of them just four days after he left the dolphins, he received one from martin saying he was good, that its insane, referred to him as bro. that he didnt blame those guys but he was talking about the culture around football and the locker room, quote, got to him a little. we are seeing two sides to...