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>> they have launched the first man aisle. ie, an area of the store where a dude can grab all of his guy-centered groceries. this is like a franklin and bass episode, and then get the heck out. broheims dont have time to browse, ladies. it is condoms and steak sauce and beer and wheaties with nary a scented candle to be found. we decided to send our most womanly host over to send more. sadly he lived. >> thanks, greg. i am at the west side market. it is the only market in this area or any area w...

>> a few hours later, scotto was given orders to pack up his possessions and move to a new cell. >> my partner confronted the inmate with the injuries and during his interview, he was able to identify that his cell mate was the perpetrator of that assault. he actually admits that he and his cell mate weston kruger had gotten in a fight. he had told us that the fight was over a disrespect issue. he was trying to watch tv from his cell, which is a challenge because you cant always hear the televis...

Bill tattoo. >> where is that at? >> its crazy, bro. [ laughter ] i got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my penis. >> oh. so what do you tell the girls about that, man? >> i mean, its money to blow. >> while robby mcannally can laugh about some tattoos, others carry a more somber tone. >> for all my soldiers who aint survived, i hope they live in the sky. its from a song, like a memorial piece. instead of getting rest in peace for everybody, get it for a bunch of people. thats my moms name in t...

Inmate with the injuries and during his interview, he was able to identify that his cell mate was the perpetrator of that assault. >> he actually admitted that he and his cell mate westonhad gotten in the fight. he told us the fight was over a disrespect issue. he was trying to watch television from his cell which is a challenge, because you cant always hear the tv and his roommate was in the rear of the cell shouting through the vents to someone else a common way that inmates communicate. >> he...

Time. so it took forever to do and it hurt really bad. >> other inmates craft sophisticated but illegal tattoo guns from parts of other items they are allowed to possess. >> any small wire can be straightened out and made into a needle. you can get motors out of appliances, tape recorders, cameras. >> when we see tattoo guns in prison, its usually after they have been confiscated by authorities. >> i got the ink, ive got the tattoo needles, ive got the motor, the tattoo gun, the barrel. its all ...

Slamming into it would likely be more disastrous than forcing the plane into the water. after the crash, the height of the seawall makes it difficult for the salvage crew to recover the sunken plane. >> youve got a fairly high seawall, so in order to get to retrieve the plane, you have to first bring it up and close enough to shore and then you have to get the crane over to lift the plane out of the water. >> there is no physical evidence left to show that the crash ever happened. but for david ...

Bystander begins to question the use of that chokehold. >> there was a fellow in green who came around from inside the bar. >> that is not right. >> and he points at him. you cant do that. youre hurting him. you have to stop because he didnt see what happened prior to the incident when he arrived and he didnt know the patron was causing problems reportedly inside. >> he is not even [ bleep ]ing resisting. >> he is! >> mind your own business, man. >> the tension escalates as several men confront ...

Be in your mansion and your red robe smoking a pipe? >> i could have been shooting pool right now. >> come on. >> you do have a hugh hefner esque -- >> could i have been riding my -- i could have been riding my horseless carriage to the picture show. >> you and hefner went to high school together, right? >> he was a couple years behind me. >> joe, you said you just dont care. >> and you are part of the problem, man. >> listen, bro, i think we are all in this together, dude. you know what i mean?...

Just days after seeing his daughter for the first time in eight years, ray slagle received horrible family news. his twin brother, roy, is back in prison. >> i talked with my mom and my mom told me that roy, he went to the parole office drunk. and ill be honest with you, that kind of made me mad. like why are you slapping it in their face? if youre going to do it, okay, sneak around until you get caught. but, i mean, you could have done that any old time. not the night before you go see your par...

Probably end up crying. well just take it as it comes. i wing everything i do any way. what are you doing? what are you doing, rave? how are you doing? man, youre so beautiful. >> thank you. >> thank you. >> dont mention it, bro. >> man, you guys look good. >> oh, man. >> im nervous. >> you probably couldnt sleep last night. >> no, i couldnt. i didnt sleep at all. shes beautiful. my goodness, man. do i like old? >> no. >> yes, i do. >> youre a grandpa. >> i know, i know.