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Somebody binds you to them. Comedians dont have a great mortality rate. We lose a lot of people comedian. Im feeling more personal because i know the farc. Mm hmm. I dont drink anymore. I had to quit because i really drank man. I get pulled over by the cops. Id be so drunk id be out dancing to their lights thinking ive made it to another club. In a way laughter is a bizarrely intimate thing. Theres such an uncontrolled physical response. Its very similar biologically to orgasm. Stage someone mad...

through his point out the obvious, really, and then twisted somewhere. i just cant believe the way people are. what is my humanity? what kind of world do we live in? youre not alone. ultimately i think thats what the comics saying. reality is the fodder for comedy because its what we have. so where else can we find comedy? if not in real life? what fake life, you know? life is real. yeah, we got that. mm hmm. first a philosophical question. have you ever noticed when youre driving that...

that chicks arent funny. i hate to tell you its still very much a thing. there are some people that cant get their heads around what they dont know. i said i wanted to be a comedian, she said. maybe its better if you just die. i think they thought of women as a different species. very few ladies are capable of being a comedian. and so everybody sits right up. heres somebody that thinks she can do it. great argument that women are doing much better work than that. youre welcome. whats t...

welcome to our viewers in the united states and around the world. this is "early start." we begin with global markets in turmoil in the wake of the failure of two major commercial banks, svb and signature bank in the united states. global markets, asian shares closed down sharply as investors fear further bank collapses to come. european stocks have been climbing though in the last few hours, a mixed performance now, but trying to find some footing this europe. and look at u.s. futures...

somebody binds you to them. comedians dont have a great mortality rate. we lose a lot of people comedian. im feeling more personal because i know the farc. mm hmm. i dont drink anymore. i had to quit because i really drank man. i get pulled over by the cops. id be so drunk id be out dancing to their lights thinking ive made it to another club. in a way laughter is a bizarrely intimate thing. theres such an uncontrolled physical response. its very similar biologically to orgasm. stage s...

good thursday morning to you im jim sciutto. >> the people of ohio awaiting the report on what led up to the devastating the toxic train derailment earlier this month. pete buttigieg is on the ground this morning as residents voice their anger and frustration in the cnn town hall last night. >> if you do not feel safe living in east palestine raise your hand. >> i dont know what the future holds for my town. >> im 65 years old, a diabetic, heart disease, everything. now did you shorten...

>> yeah. >> you hungry? hey, mom, can we get some meat loaf. >> chance, im okay. i had a bite before i came over. thank you. >> jesse: thats usually when dad sits down and says son, its time for you to get a life. right now there is one person who really needs to have that talk. and since his dad wont say it "primetime" will. hunter, its time for you to finally grow up. believe us, this is coming from a place of love. because hunter is 53 and still clinging on to daddy. it feels like w...

. and im amra walker. thank you all for spending a part of your morning with us and to you, victor, i have to tell you i tweeted out a photo of us yesterday and the excitement level for victor blackwell was pretty intense. and everyones saying, look, is this permanent ? im like, yes, yes. yes it is permanent for real and for keys as long as long as you wake up the reason. i mean, the schedule again, cycle is a chance. here is what we are watching this morning. i got my wife we got in t...

no, it cant be, it cant. the he was so big in my life that the thought that anything bad couldve happened to him. it didnt make sense to me. he >> glamorous, good-looking, golding. the dashing hollywood movie executive. >> he was more like a movie star in real life. just show charismatic. >> perfect southern california family. i he completely dropped off the face of the earth. a baffling disappearance. where was he? >> not just a missing person. as has three sons, he has a wife. >> i w...

this is the entrance to the park where richard was killed. the gunman laid in white in the secluded dark place at night. >> one way or another, thats an execution. >> absolutely. >> they were a busy married couple, meeting up for a romantic valentines night rendezvous. but that night, someone had other plans. >> hes been shot? >> hes been shot! >> before she even arrived, her husband was there. >> i just see him laying on the ground. >> i couldnt think of a soul who would want to harm ...