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Probably because rocket stole some of their batteries. Dude right. He didnt steal some of those. I dont know why they are after us. What a mystery this is. What were you thinking . Dude, they were really easy to steal. Thats your defence come on, you saw how that High Priestess talked down to us. Now, i am teaching her a lesson i didnt realise your motivation was on altruism. It is a shame that the sovereign had mistaken your intentions and are trying to kill us. Exactly i was being sarcastic oh...

Probably because rocket stole some of their batteries. Dude right. He didnt steal some of those. I dont know why they are after us. What a mystery this is. What were you thinking . Dude, they were really easy to steal. Thats your defence come on, you saw how that High Priestess talked down to us. Now, i am teaching her a lesson i didnt realise your motivation was on altruism. It is a shame that the sovereign had mistaken your intentions and are trying to kill us. Exactly i was being sarcastic oh...

Has nothing to do with shakespeare. I was at the cinema at the weekend and i saw the trailer for Guardians Of The Galaxy vol 2. Oh my goodness, even watching the trailer, ifelt like i was bombarded with this wall of noise and fury and funny little creatures. That sums it up, really. Well move on laughter. If you saw volume 1, youll know that it is about. There a talking raccoon, a talking tree, it doesnt say much. Itjust says, i am groot. That tree has now been cut down to a tiny tree which is v...

In sport, still tight at the top. Chelsea and tottenham both win in the Premier League. Theres still just four points between them. Do you ever ask to take home your left overs when youre eating out . So called doggy bags are standard part of Restaurant Culture in the states, but they havent really caught on here. Well find out about a new scheme aiming to change that. And carol is out and about with the weather. Hello. Good morning from truckfest. 40,000 are expected to see some amazing vehicle...

I will be talking to the British Chambers Of Commerce about their manifesto. The sound of spring, but for how much longer . Wejoin the sound of spring, but for how much longer . We join the the sound of spring, but for how much longer . Wejoin The Dawn Patrol as they go in search of the nightingale. In sport a third Crucible Crown for mark selby. He fights back to Beatjohn Higgins and become only the fourth man in the modern era to successfully defend a world title. And carol has the weather. Go...

Bps shares rising nearly 3 on that news of a return to profit. Also in the programme. Well be getting the inside track on. How you turn one massage and spa centre into an International Business of beauty. As the head of The World Bank forecasts a dramatic rise of robots in the workplace, we want to know what could it mean for yourjob. Would you work with robots . Maybe you do already. Let us know. Just use the hashtag bbcbizlive. Hello and welcome to Business Live. One of the worlds Biggest Ener...

You are this morning. This is the current beach outside the studio in sa lfo rd. Current beach outside the studio in salford. A lovely picture. Good morning. After a chilly start, it will be dry with a fair bit of sunshine around. For the rest of england and wales, a bit more clouds, a few showers, a breeze picking up, and chilly on the east coast. I will have all the details inis coast. I will have all the details in 15 minutes. Thank you. Good morning. First, our main story. Theresa may will v...

Money, that is why i so bitter laughter we are not saying that thames water is not paying taxes. We have a guy. Accountability is something we are looking for and we do not find it in this story when you consider how much damage they have done, huge amount of untreated sewage, the amount they have paid in dividends in ten years and how little the fine has been, it does not sound like a balanced approach. You could not make this up. They pay themselves more money than the fine but then the divide...

Money, that is why i so bitter laughter we are not saying that thames water is not paying taxes. We have a guy. Accountability is something we are looking for and we do not find it in this story when you consider how much damage they have done, huge amount of untreated sewage, the amount they have paid in dividends in ten years and how little the fine has been, it does not sound like a balanced approach. You could not make this up. They pay themselves more money than the fine but then the divide...

Money, that is why i so bitter laughter we are not saying that thames water is not paying taxes. We have a guy. Accountability is something we are looking for and we do not find it in this story when you consider how much damage they have done, huge amount of untreated sewage, the amount they have paid in dividends in ten years and how little the fine has been, it does not sound like a balanced approach. You could not make this up. They pay themselves more money than the fine but then the divide...