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Bag of Crushed Child: "Grrglaarr." Farmer Joe: "Kid, whatchoo doing out here at this time of night?" Luther: "Who, me? Im just walkin." Farmer Joe: "You best be careful out here. Theres coyotes all over the place. Cats, too." Luther: "Hey, whats your name, man?" Farmer Joe: "Me? Why, Im Farmer Joe!" Basic plot: Luther is a hippie/headbanger/drifter, and his brother (or merely good friend -- the movie is ambiguous about how they know each other) is Bag of Crushed Child, a sealed plastic bag cont...

The same thing would play out a decade later for the Furby. And with every Cabbage Patch Kid you got to fill out a paper birth certificate. Which means you had to give it a name. What was the name of your Cabbage Patch Kid? ); } return false; }); $(#comments .commentlist .comment-content a).attr(target,_blank); }); ON AIR NOW6:00 AM - 10:00 AMMike in the Morning

Created with Sketch. Kids often show a creative approach to the English language. From their malapropisms to their creative descriptors for everyday objects, children’s turns of phrase are adorable, comical and arguably at times superior to the dictionary-official terms. Fortunately, parents often tweet about the names their kids come up with for different things, so we can all enjoy the originality. We’ve rounded up 45 funny tweets about what kids call things. My oldest just called the Bi...

By Jessica Farrish The Register-Herald Jan 10, 2021 Theresa Ann Woods West Virginia State Police are investigating a new but undisclosed lead in the 1986 disappearance and death of an Oak Hill girl, State Police Cpl. J. Kincaid said last week. Theresa Ann Woods was 14 and a new student at Collins Middle School when she disappeared Feb. 20, 1986, reportedly from a gas station beside the now-closed school. Later that year in June, two men were looking for fishing bait when they found ...

In a Pandemic, I’m Pretending It’s 1985 In October, before the second lockdown, I visited a small town an hour east of San Diego called Julian. A historic mining town, its population, as of 2018, was 930 residents. I can safely say I have more cousins than the town has people. In the eighteenth century, Julian was the only site of the gold rush in Southern California. Its “downtown” consists of a few streets flanked by old hills, immortalized as an official California histor...

Join In Parts 1 and 2, we posed this question: Of the thousands of toys given to American girls and boys over time, what are the greatest? This writer, a lifelong toy collector and longtime toy columnist, decided to tackle that massive question. We started at the year 1900, we excluded board and card games (surely worthy of their own list), and we excluded athletic equipment. Not every selection may be your particular cup of pretend tea, but each one was chosen according to The Tom Morello Sca...

Milwaukee Brewery Expands Products By 400% As Beer Demand Soars Demand for beer soars, so a brewery in Milwaukee is expanding its production by 400%. There is no doubt that everything about 2020 has been unusual. I do not think a year ago, anyone predicted how it would go down. Hopefully, we have seen some light at the end of this very long tunnel. As far as I can remember, luckily, I have not experienced too many shortages. There was the oil crisis in the 1970s. People would get in long lines ...

The Whitman-Walker Clinic, formerly located at this building at 1407 S Street N.W., has served the LGBTQ+ community since its founding in 1973. (Source: Wikimedia Commons) In December of 1986, parents were rushing to the stores to snatch a Cabbage Patch Kid, G.I. Joe or Teddy Ruxpin off the shelf before they were all gone. That same month, the generosity of a local benefactor was a touching reminder of what the holiday season is really about. On Dec. 21, 1986, Robert Alfandre welcomed 30 peop...

Christmas in the ’80s: Rubik’s Cube, Cabbage Patch dolls, Nintendo. Here are the top, must-haves from the decade Updated Dec 11, 2020; Do you remember Christmas in the 1980s? If you were growing up during the decade you probably have a fond remembrance for the toys, the ones which shaped our childhood and changed forever the way the holiday was marketed. People stood in lines for hours for the Nintendo Entertainment System and a Cabbage Patch Kid. Those were the biggies, but there were so ...

President trump signature move. of course there are plenty of actual trump impersonators. but the british foreign secretary didnt even need a wig. >> how long have you been cutting your own hair? >> naturally president trumps face was swapped. the donald trump boris johnson similarities have been noted. someone replied to ivanka, the creepier version of your daddy. >> when that man is himself part cabbage patch kid. >> ivanka was accused of being her own wax mannequin twin. the best pair of dopp...