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After The Marvels had the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s worst-ever opening weekend, The Onion asked men to explain why the female-led film failed, and this is what they said.

Twenty-nine Travis High School of Choice seniors filed down the aisle of Paris Junior High School’s Weger Auditorium on Thursday, and just more than a half-hour later, 29 graduates walked off stage into the open arms of friends and family. Standing ovations and loud cheers echoed throughout the auditorium as seniors’ names were called to accept their diploma from Paris ISD Superintendent Paul Jones after hearing from Lamar County Chamber of Commerce President Paul Allen. Allen touched...