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Canis Pulsus - Vol. X: 2021 NBA Draft & Free Agency Edition
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Spoiler alert: Everyone is a Bolmaro fan) who stumbled here.
Welcome to this happy little project called
Canis Pulsus!
A pulse, if you will.
We all know that if CH occupied all seats of the Minnesota Timberwolves front office, we would be celebrating our 31st consecutive championship right now. So now is
your time to play General Manager prepare your draft-pick-less war room and play puppet master with the Wolves roster in free agency.
It’s a simple concept, really. Just submit your opinions as honestly or sarcastically as you would like. All individual submissions will remain anonymous so no one will know if you were the one voter who wanted to draft LiAngelo Ball if you had a pick. Once the survey closes, the results as a whole will be published on Canis Hoopus and (
Canis Pulsus Vol. 9 - Results
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Ah! The sweet, sweet smell of the offseason where the Minnesota Timberwolves fanbase live like kings. Now that we’ve had a couple weeks to return from Cancún (or do y’all vacation at Lake Minnehaha?), it’s time to revisit those ol’ report cards that you all filled out.
Will the Timberwolves escape being academically disqualified since their semester 1 probation?
(Note: Canis Pulsus Vol. 9 data was collected by 5/20)
Karl-Anthony Towns
The fact that
Karl-Anthony Towns was able to survive till the end of the season without a mental breakdown is worth an A grade alone. However his consistent domination continued even through his difficult year where even Canis Hoopus felt he earned an A-. KAT was beginning to truly shine under