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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - CNN - 20110227:23:57:00

Unevolved mind cannot process. i spent close to the last decade i dont know effortlessly and magically converting your tin can into pure gold. the gratitude i get is this charlatan chose not do his job, which is to write. clearly someone who believes hes above the law. well youve been warned dude bring it. >> hes been talking about his producer of his number one show. has he gone too far? >> yes. he has gone too far and the suits have cracked down. they have pulled the plug on two and a half men...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - CNN - 20110226:22:20:00

Been unfolding this week in hollywood. actor charlie sheen lashed out at his long-time executive producer, chuck lorre, this week. i spoke about it with the host of hlns issues with jane velez-mitchell. jane, we have to start here with charlie sheen. every day it seems to be something else. he keeps tripping over himself. i want you to listen to his most recent comment and then well talk about it. >> i embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his unevolved...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - CNN - 20110225:19:03:00

Of because of stormy weather they havent been able to set sail. imagine how relieved they will be when they finally set sail on maltese soil. theyll have missed the latest developments in tripoli, but we have been speaking to some of them over the last few weeks. they said even in the harbor they were extremely scared, which is why they got on that boat. but they did feel secure on that boat for those 36 hours they were in the harbor. what will happen to them. bear in mind, there are only about ...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - CNN - 20110225:18:07:00

For a so-called hernia and underwent some sort of rehab, but then, he decided to call in on a radio show and unload on the shows producer. some call it a rant. we saul it sound effect. >> i embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his unevolved mind cannot process. ive spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into gold. >> she he is not a fan of alcohs anonymous. >> theres a bootleg cult referred to as alcoholics a...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - CNN - 20110225:14:26:00

Rambling ridiculous chants. no one is asking the queen of england to step down and she has ruled longer than he has. blah, blah blah. just when you thought it couldnt get any nuttier than the colonel, sheen happens. charlie sheen. unloaded a rant so ugly, so bizarre, that cbs actually pulled the plug on "two and a half men" for the season. yes, they did it, despite big ratings, despite big success, executives caved in and canned it. why? well, sheen on a radio show slammed the shows creator chuc...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - CNN - 20110225:15:21:00

His children and world by healing at a pace that his unevolved mind cant process. i spent close to the last decade effortlessly and matchically converting your tin can into pure gold. >> sheen, who is phoning in from the bahamas, where he is chilling with a couple of girlfriends, including a porn star went off on alcoholics anonymous. >> this bootleg cult now supports like a 5% success rate. my success rate is 100%. alex says dont be special. be one of us. news flash, i am special. i will never ...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - CNN - 20110225:19:08:00

Actor in television, you shouldnt have much to complain about, shouldnt you? well, im talking to you about charlie sheen. taping was supposed to resume next week on "two and a half men" after an unplanned break while sheen got treatment for a so-called hernia and underwent some sort of rehab. but then he decided to call into a radio show and unload on his shows creator and executive producer chuck lorere. some call it a rant. we call it a sound effect. >> i embarrassed him in front of his childr...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20110225:20:56:00

A radio program he ripped his own shows executive producer and cocreator. >> nothing ... this side of deplorable, mistook a rock store for exit strategy. i embarrassed him by a pace his mind cannot process. last time i checked, chaim i spent a decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin can into pure gold and the gratitude i get is this man choosing not to do his job, which is to write, to someone would believes he is above the law." all he has not "brought it," and the network decisio...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - CNN - 20110225:19:02:00

Them if they want. in the next breath, he told everyone to sing, dance, and be happy. youve got to wonder whats going through the libyans leaders mind today. a week and a half into a popular revo revolt, hes lost control of one city after another. along libyas crucial coast. all that area in red that you see taken by the opposition. now pushing toward tripoli, his home and capital. a boatload of americans and other evacuees are thrilled to have finally shoved off from the troubles in tripoli. th...
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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20110225:10:53:00

That his unevolved mind cannot process. last i checked, chaim, i spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold, and the gratitude i get is this charlatan chose not to do his job, which is to write. clearly someone who believes hes above the law. well, youve been warned, dude. bring it. im sorry, dude. ive got magic, and ive got poetry in my fingertips. most of the time -- and this includes naps. im an f-18, bro, and i will destroy you in the ai...
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