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In lockdown, Simon Heffer has ditched his groomed look for something more Wild Man of Borneo   It is as well we have nothing else to worry about, for there was much concern last week that our prime minister was becoming the wild man of Borneo. During his various public appearances his hair, never orderly, has become so out of control that Carrie is apparently staging a ‘hairtervention’ and getting the scissors out. If that fails then the Armed Forces – socially distanced, of course – may be required. Having ordered barbers’ shops to close (an odd decision given that between lockdowns barbers were, quite rightly, swathed in PPE, and by now all their most vulnerable customers have been vaccinated or offered a vaccination), Johnson is hoist with his own petard. One might have thought his coiffure alone would be incentive enough for him to move us quickly out of house arrest; but it is to be another six weeks before one can legitimately have a short back and sides. Those w

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