GWAR, the murderous, marauding Scumdogs who crash landed in Antarctica on a flaming comet so long ago, have just announced a new signature whiskey, dubbed Ragnarök Rye, and it sounds pretty tasty. It should be, considering the outrageous process behind crafting it.
Water was harvested from the great caldera of pure Antarctic water left from the comet s impact and fused with GWAR s intoxicating blood in collaboration with Catoctin Creek Distilling Company.
“Ahh, such a powerful spirit. A delicious sacrament to drink in preparation for battle, and it’ll get you really, really crazy,” said front-thing Blothar.
To truly appreciate the level of attention and detail taken in crafting this whiskey, here s how a press released described the process: