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Yes, absolutely. Do you want to apologize for that . Also ahead, Jesse Watters on words that offend some College Students. Whoa, whoa,ns watch your mouth. Caution, you are about to enter the no spin zone. The factor begins right now. Im bill oreilly. Thank for watching us tonight. New york values. That is the subject of this evenings talking points memo. First off, brand new monmouth poll about the New York Primary on april 19th right now hometown boy donald trump leads with 52 . John kasich 25 . Senator ted cruz 17 . That holds up, mr. Trump will get most of the new york delegates and he will once again have momentum. This disadvantage for mr. Cruz is the new york values debate. You will remember that in january the senator said this. Everyone understands that the values in new york city are socially liberal or proabortion or progay marriage. Focus around money and the media. Now, donald trump is using that statement toirs5n hammer td cruz. Do you remember during the debate when he st
Yes, absolutely. Do you want to apologize for that . Also ahead, Jesse Watters on words that offend some College Students. Whoa, whoa,ns watch your mouth. Caution, you are about to enter the no spin zone. The factor begins right now. Im bill oreilly. Thank for watching us tonight. New york values. That is the subject of this evenings talking points memo. First off, brand new monmouth poll about the New York Primary on april 19th right now hometown boy donald trump leads with 52 . John kasich 25 . Senator ted cruz 17 . That holds up, mr. Trump will get most of the new york delegates and he will once again have momentum. This disadvantage for mr. Cruz is the new york values debate. You will remember that in january the senator said this. Everyone understands that the values in new york city are socially liberal or proabortion or progay marriage. Focus around money and the media. Now, donald trump is using that statement toirs5n hammer td cruz. Do you remember during the debate when he st