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Ben Affleck Is the Only Relatable Celebrity
Deep feelings and Dunkin Donuts on the streets of pandemic-era LA MEGA
Celebrities aren t like you or me. Brad Pitt might have gotten divorced and then taken up pottery, but he s also nearly 60 with an eight pack. Keanu is Keanu. Leo spends too much time on yachts and in Davos and frolicking in St Barts with 23-year-olds. He s too carefree. Drake earnestly shaves tramlines into his eyebrows. He is 34 years old. Harry Styles looks
good in flares. They re just a different breed, you see; their past selves have been washed away by money, access, privilege, expensive dentistry, new shoes and Nobu reservations.