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>> i like it. >> available at amazon.com. the term hacker has taken on, i think, a whole new meaning in the last few years. used to be you think of a hacker as someone in their mothers basement with cheetos. >> and now you say thank you. >> you want to acquire the services. >> arent -- doesnt outfits like the nsa and cia look for hackers to hire? >> so if you were to take a trip as a journalist to the nsa, what you would see at ft. meade is a lot of military officers, men and women, in the halls...

Itsed the sickest, foodiest show weve ever done, its a deep dive into where great cooks come from, great dishes, great food culture, tracking it back from the tables of high-end restaurants right back to the humble beginnings on the farm and along the way, let me put it this way. make sure you have a good bottle of wine and enough food when you watch this show. you do not want to be caught short sitting there in your underwear with a bag of cheetos. >> when i say ive been there, i mean gaining e...

And will never exist in any flights you will ever take. you saw richard branson, the ceo of virgin american, playing into the whole thing and the ceo narrating. pretty cool. >> pretty believable. >> yes. >> you ever wish you could smell like chetos? >> no. >> me neither. but a good response with frito lay offering a cheetos scent called cheeteau. >> oh. >> limited edition fragrance. to excite and delight. get me some cheeteau for christmas, will you? >> i dont want to smell like cheetos even aft...

And will never exist in any flights you will ever take. you saw richard branson, the ceo of virgin american, playing into the whole thing and the ceo narrating. pretty cool. >> pretty believable. >> yes. >> you ever wish you could smell like chetos? >> no. >> me neither. but a good response with frito lay offering a cheetos scent called cheeteau. >> oh. >> limited edition fragrance. to excite and delight. get me some cheeteau for christmas, will you? >> i dont want to smell like cheetos even aft...

April fools. the day when everybody seems to try to pull one other on you. so how best to distinguish between truth and trick? jeanne moos. >> reporter: which of the following stories is fake? a british morning show reported that a new breed of chicken lays square eggs, or the online grocery fresh direct offers eagle-caught salmon. theyre both false. everything youre about to hear is april foolishness. its sort of like the super bowl of april fools day jokes with companies competing to come up w...

Fools. one showed the temperature control settings. >> every passenger will be able to customize the temperature from their seating area to a wide range of presetters. >> seems like a no brainer they can have their open temperature control. >> lets say youd like to feel like youre sitting in a tropical paradise while flying to newark. well, simply select cancun afternoon. and soak it all in. >> must be nice to be an airline that can still make jokes. thats one of the many fake ads out there. rob...

Viral. "im following my leader" he said. that explains what happened to my ipad, said she. the morning shows got silly with staff members being ambushed by a bush. and co-hosts tricked into eating oreos filled with toothpaste. but when hlns robin meade said goodbye on her show morning express. >> ive enjoyed waking up with you so so much. >> reporter: viewers got a real wake-up call. >> yeah. ding dong. the witch is gone. im in. robin meade, bye bye. nancy grace danced and tortured the weatherma...

>> among the big donors -- this is the sort of thing that people watch the show for because we actually tell them what people are actually saying, and this is what makes a lot of cheetos tell the truth and they dont like it. none of the big donors think rand paul or ted cruz is going to win and fill in the blank, you name it. none of these big donors think any of them will win. they think jeb will win the nomination and can beat hillary clinton. in the eyes of the big republican donors, that shi...

I think there is hypocrisy there and it goes back to wood stock days >> why dont we just cut to the chase and make pot mandatory so we can make the national flag pole have head phones on and a bag of cheetos under one of his wings you know if you want to scare people off the smoking cigarettes put a picture of boehner crying on the pack. >> were you a smoker? >> when i was a little kid, when you sneak it like you sneak anything when youre a little kid, but no. >> why didnt you smoke? >> because ...

>> tom, ice cream. don donny, you have it now. ive stopped because i know i couldnt stop unless i eat the whole thing. >> that is the problem. >> i think it should be more honest and say that is a whole serving or maybe im just a piggy but that is what happens when you eat that type of food. you cant stop. so that is like -- one serving of that is 500 calories which is ridiculous. i dont know how many grams of fat. can i take it further, tom? youre a reporter. i have an issue like -- look at thi...