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Because i was duping people into buying gold. george soros is leaving the american market and getting into gold. they bash me for doing radio commercials on my show for gold when gold was $800 an ounce and they said glenn beck is duping everybody. theyre going to lose their money. really? its now over $1200 an ounce. thats today. they are now saying yesterday it could go up to $1,500 by the end of the year. now why would gold be going up? historically, is that a big number? first of all, all the...

I bought my policy online and i havent heard from the company since. when pam switches to nationwide insurance, were not going to treat her like policy 413. were gonna treat her like pam, get to know her, be proactive. oh and rename the company nationpam. oh, ooh. done. ♪ nationpam is on your... ♪ ♪ sam well make that work. you happen to enjoy mountain dew or cheetos, do not watch worst persons in the world as this man taxes them with a few of the usual reserves. if you happen to enjoy s...

Our winner? lonesome roads beck. its just me bashing this punching bag. safe to say, he hasnt been on this list for three weeks, though i was on vacation for two of them, but there are two flashes of beckian magnificent and says mismatched rage against the junk food that might be in the pantries of his own viewers, but do not miss at the end the self-rebellatory hypocrisy as he goes nut about the rich. >> this is like your wife coming home and saying i cut down on our expenses. we got to stay he...

Anything weve seen in todays news that make these work and explain the cheetos over the cops and the teachers? oh, yes. the pattern seems to make sense if you do your homework and we do. we looked at the budgets of these crap hole cities. ill show you what they should cut -- next.;7

We got an opera house online. we got to cut down on expenses but we have to stay healthy. we have to do something. we cant afford -- youre right, honey. we have to cut the milk, and meat and organics -- were only going to buy mountain dew and cheetos. how about we get the rich who never pay their fair share to buy their stupid opera house? let me ask you, you are in a state. would you cut the opera house or the cops? you know why this is easy for

We got an opera house online. we got to cut down on expenses but we have to stay healthy. we have to do something. we cant afford -- youre right, honey. we have to cut the milk, and meat and organics -- were only going to buy mountain dew and cheetos. how about we get the rich who never pay their fair share to buy their stupid opera house? let me ask you, you are in a state. would you cut the opera house or the cops? you know why this is easy for

Anything weve seen in todays news that make these work and explain the cheetos over the cops and the teachers? oh, yes. the pattern seems to make sense if you do your homework and we do. we looked at the budgets of these crap hole cities. ill show you what they should cut -- next. zwrcks

They could outrun a world champion human runner. and this apparently the vampire bat on the treadmill. >> im sorry, but that is hilarious. >> i just dont get it. >> who filmed this and why, i dont get. >> and where are his wings, by the way? >> that is an ugly bat. if you get chased by one, you are out of luck. >> all right. now heres a good one. an artist makes a crunchy tribute to rachael ray. there is an artist by the name of -- what is his name? i forget. i forget his name. he makes portrait...

The pacific northwest. now many are wondering if that area is at risk for a mega-earthquake. another big story here. newlywed couple from massachusetts salt and pepper their first night together in jail. in separate cells. why, you ask? well, police say the bride tried to run over one of her grooms ex-girlfriends. now there is a way to start off a good marriage. citrus christ? cheesus? some people think god is everywhere. the "today" show has a link to 11 different pictures of religious sighti...

But 6 years, how do i do it? >> well, fredricka, you are right. you can start as early as 6 months of age because when you do, when you wean a child on to healthy foods, you are basically giving them a gift of wealth -- health and wealthness for a lifetime. but if your child is 6 years, doesnt matter. you can still get them off to a good start by getting them involved. children are very, very inquisitive about food and cooking. why does a muffin rise? why does bread turn brown when you put it in...