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You cant do it. you cant make fun of them. its too sensitive. in fact, you cant even call them chicks with -- anymore. no. no. you have to call them men who talk too much. >> theres been so many dirty jokes so you cant do some cliche [ bleep ] joke that everybody has heard before, cliche big pussy joke. you better do something fresh and new that nobodys ever talked about before. most women wont let their husbands watch when theyre going through a miscarriage. i sat my husband down in front of me...

Cant do it. cant make fun of them. its too sensitive. in fact, you cant even call them chicks with [ bleep ] anymore. no. no. you have to call them men who talk too much. >> theres been so many dirty jokes so you cant do cliched [ bleep ] joke that everybody has heard before, cliche big pussy joke. you better do something fresh and new that nobodys ever talked about before. >> most women wont let their husbands watch when theyre going through a miscarriage. i sat my husband down in front of me w...

Keenan fought his conviction in the courts through motions and appeals. in the process, he has picked up enough experience to serve as a jailhouse lawyer for other inmates. >> i know, yeah, that bothers me too those other three people in the car didnt get charged for anything. i think theyre lying on you. i think thats why they didnt get charged. i am mr. wizard for them, and they are always asking me stuff, asking to borrow a book and look something up. i oblige. >> i had him advise me on a lot...

>> yuck. >> thats disgusting. >> and then you scream, and then he screams, and then its over. >> the early days of "snl" were a tale of two worlds. because you had these great female writers like ann beatts and marilyn miller and rosie shuster, but john belushi didnt want to do sketches written by women. >> i like sirloin steak, i like american food. dont push me, i mean it! >> john used to regularly ask for the women to be fired on the show, because chicks just werent funny. >> awful! awful! co...

From multiple congressional committees and a special counsel. now youve got the press spokesman leaving, a new communications director whos never before worked in washington but clearly reflects what the president wants, which is an aggressive, really aggressive stance and outreach for the presidents desires. and youve got a president who really has his own sense of his communication strategy ignoring legal advice from all quarters and communications advice and going on twitter and sitdown with ...

Construct beyond this? >> dan skavino and hicks are staying. i love both of them. i think theyre fphenomenal people. for the other people i have to get to know them. sean was incredibly gracious a few hours ago where we sat in his office and spoke to them. reince was gracious, i spoke to them as well. i have to get to know the people. they have to get to know me. hopefully they will like me and they will want to stay and well see what happens. were going to make it a very fun place to work. >> a...

Some of his songs were used as campaign anthems for mitt romney. >> im happy to introduce a friend, a guy who makes great music. kidd rock. ♪ i was born free >> he popped up next to president trump. will he be able to assemble a willing coalition? does michigan have enough midnight glancer and toless dancers and cans of freaks and cars packed with speakers or chicks with beepers. she sounds worried. after donald trumps surprising win, if the run turns tout be real, he could be campaigning whil...

>> now, he says, i want to be a senator, baby. maybe. kid rock isnt completely new to politics. some of his songs were used as campaign anthems for his fellow michigander mitt romney. >> i am happy to introduce a friend, a guy who makes great music, kid rock! ♪ ♪ >> and he popped up recently next to president trump at a white house visit with pals sarah palin and ted nugent. ♪ ♪ >> so will kid rock be bringing the bah-wa-dah-ba? does michigan have enough midnight glancers and topless dan...

Midnight glancer and topless dancers and cans of freaks and cars packed with speakers and gs with the 40s or chicks with beepers? senator stabenow sounds worried. after donald trumps surprising win last year we need to act fast. if kid rocks run turns out to be real, he could be campaigning while in concert. ♪ to the greatest >> reporter: coincidentally, im sure, the tour for his new album begins next year, too. ♪ >> all right. thanks for that edition of carto cartoonian, jake. and walking...

>> now he says awant to be a senator, baby, maybe. some of his songing were used as campai campaign, mitt romney. >> a friend, a guy who makes great music, kid rock. >> he popped up next to president trump at a white house visit. ♪ >> so will kid rock be bring iing it to the campaign trail? does michigan have enough midnight glancers and topless dancers and cans of freaks and cars packed with speakers and gs with the 40s or chicks with beepers? if it turns out to be real he