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>> he comes back to his room and he says, dude, i have three chicks. >> if i move my barber shop quartet? if they happen to walk by and the charm of our voices cause them to want to watch. if we have to pay people it is not as fun. >> it is the connection. >> i think money is great. >> i think you should be in prison too. >> we have fallen for a felon. this week an excon named jeremy meeks was arrested in san francisco on five weapons charges and one gang charge. more important leahy is crushing...

Famous for chicks and cups. i am here with mcdowell. and joanne nosuchunsky. and his twitter army just instraighted pets.com and moving toward the city. >> take no prisoners. >> need a haircut? get a real barber. need a gal pal? get an ellison barber. oh look, ellison barber. >> a block. the lede. thats the first story. >> it is sports played in boxer shorts. sounds like a -- >> victory for nerds. >> yes, it soms those years -- seems those years spent drinking mountain dew and not getting laid m...

Honor wasnt enough, marine corporal carpenter walked away with a cool picture. this is with foo fighters lead man dave grohl. he met his yesterday. and the only thing better than this picture and getting the medal of honor, is his instagram handle, chicks dig scars. ill allow that. he will be our guest on morning joe next wednesday. cant wait. and a lot of people talking, and jen freaking out. an example of going viral for all the wrong reasons. take a look at this mug shot. its a 30-year-old ...

Chamber of the commerce and the tea party express, they dont get together on every candidate, she united the republican party and has brace braly, a democrat, on the run. >> what about the new ad this week? >> im going to let the ladies talk at that. thats not my place to say, but dont -- >> it seems that hes doing unforced errors. >> there are a couple unforced errors. she had an ad about hog castration. she did. it was a very effective ad. he wanted to respond to it and just said she was makin...

Follow, they want to go on twitter and follow this and find the cash, the twitter handle is athiddencash. >> or chicks. >> dr. charles williams of drexel university, thank you very much. >> thats a feel-good story this morning. thats nice to report. >> it explains why we get so excited about that. 29 minutes after the top of the hour. >> this is a live look right now. youre looking at the president of the united states in poland. were following this closely and well let you know if any news brea...

Chats. stay in your friends house and get [bleep] on taber. on beer. dont leave, dont drive. you will be better of on than taking crotch shots. >> it is a party. ever heard of a party? >> you are not going to get a job. you will go in for a job interview at 24 and they will say is this you? >> their 6 life is on-line a and they have no motive to pick up chicks. they are sexually obese. >> they dont get vd though. a. >> they get the liquid nitrogen on the vaw -- vanerial warts and they are gone. ...

Okay. lets hear your stor okay. lets hear your story. >> chicks dig me because i rarely wear underwear and when i do, its usually something unusual. >> bill murray, always ready with a line. imagine youre celebrating your bachelor party and all of a sudden bill murray himself walks over and crashes your get together. trace gallagher picks up the story. trace? >> at a steak house in south carolina, one of the groomsmen spotted murray. he offered this assertion. listen. >> you know how funerals ...

Okay. lets hear your story. >> chicks dig me because i rarely wear underwear and when i do its usually something unusual. >> bill murray always ready with a lynn. imagine your celebrating your bachelor party, a good restaurant, few friends and then bill murray walks over and crashes your get together. >> reporter: from south carolina one of the groomsmen spotted the bill murray at the restaurant and asked the waiter to send him some drinks. he declined the drinks but he did join the bachelor par...

Swearing, bob, we could solve all of new york citys background budget problems. >> eric bolling is up next. >> we love the music on the five, the play list, the stones, air aerosmith, tom petty, heart breakers, announced a new tour in san diego october 3rd and ending in los angeles. >> motley crue is touring and fleetwood mac. >> how about the dixie cups? >> dixie chicagos. >> -- chicks.

>> oh andy! >> i disagree with all of you. everyone gets cold feet. he could have ridden it out and had super tennis playing golfing kids and they would have been beautiful, but he blew it. time to take a break. we have more stuff to talk about. "not cool" if you havent ordered not cool. two chicks wearing something cool. thats my jacket and thats my face. pull on it and put your finger in it. oh look over there. thats me too. this is great. i can do this for of. -- i can do this forever.