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What did you say? >> i said -- >> oh, my gosh. >> letterman wasnt the only one pissed off at that. carson absolutely loved david letterman. >> yeah. i didnt get it. >> the feeling was mutual. >> but letterman did just fine. he carved out his own niche and sometimes very biting and very cookie and, of course, the top ten lists. >> number nine. >> what is up, gangsters? its the -- its the m.i. double tisle. >> number 5. confused stare. >> number three. oh, look at. this. no not only three. stolen ...

>> thanks to corporate sponsorship, majority whip now known as miracle whip. >> number five, first day in office, my mothers face goes up on mt. rushmore. >> wow, look there! >> and the number one sign brb is overconfident, been cruising for chicks with john edwards. >> of course, when it came to politics, one of lettermans favorite targets is chris christie who he has relentlessly parodied in some over the top videos. the new jersey governor famously got in on the joke with a little self-parody...

Led to him getting his weapon and opening fire. in that sense perhaps he was targeting the people he had the fight with. after that they described him as getting in this car and shooting from his vehicle, and then going into a second building and shooting. sounds like the day just lost it, and then was confronted by a military female mp, raised his hand, went informed his jacket, pulled out a weapon. she began firing at him and he put the gun to his head and pulled the trigger. >> former secret ...

Better in the 80s and the wayans did this much worse with "white chicks." why are we even talking about this? >> we didnt have time to write that one up, and i think you can lead with it tomorrow, andy. >> good credit, black people cant have good credit? >> i guess thats what hes saying. jessie, on a scale of 1 to 10 -- just go ahead and answer. >> tgi friday or some [ bleep ]. that infur yates me every time black comics do that. d.l. hughley did that once, where i cant catch a cab. when is the ...

Me" sketch. the wayans brothers did this worse before with "white chicks." chris martin and gwenyth paltrow are separating so why are we talking about this? >> we didnt have time to talk about it. >> i love that high -- that he hash tagged good credit. black people cant have good credit? >> i dont know. on a scale of 1 to 10 -- just go ahead and answer. >> tgi fridays something. that is a hack joke. it infuriates me when black comments do the good credit thing. you are a millionaire. your credit...

Joke. >> a joke like that, as lame as it is, i couldnt -- that joke had to be immediately or it wasnt going to happen. whatever meager laugh that got you couldnt wait. there is the sweet spot and you can see when people miss it. i did a show two days after the marathon bombing and he opened with a lame joke about that a and the audience was like, uh. you can tell he wasnt trying to be funny. he was trying to get a rise out of you. guys say too soon and no it is your joke sucked. it was never goi...

You. all im saying is if i had to bet what happened there, fuse fire, decided to croak himself standing there trying busy with chicks in the cockpit. if you are asking me and i look at it go bald dent in the head, muslim problem. country problem. seems like a no-brainer one more question real quick. when you see the state of the world, miller. all right? how do you cope? >> im going to object to this. i shrug. listen at some point i care about the collected. im 60 years old. i got 20 years left....

Problems with his mistress, and problems with malaysia. maybe im old school but thats at the front of my brackets whats happening over there. >> that seems to be explosive combination. >> muslim, bald, white dent, white. missing his country. >> are you really doing brackets out there on this? thats pretty insensitive. >> its it the malaysian brackets. listen, billy, the world on a day-to-day basis is absolutely crazy. and, you know, anything you talk about, somebody is going to get pissed off at...

Problems with his wife, problems with his mistress, and problems with malaysia. maybe im old school but thats at the front of my brackets whats happening over there. >> that seems to be explosive combination. >> muslim, bald, white dent, white. missing his country. >> are you really doing brackets out there on this? thats pretty insensitive. >> its it the malaysian brackets. listen, billy, the world on a day-to-day basis is absolutely crazy. and, you know, anything you talk about, somebody is go...

Me" sketch. the wayans brothers did this worse before with "white chicks." chris martin and gwenyth paltrow are separating so why are we talking about this? >> we didnt have time to talk about it. >> i love that high -- that he hash tagged good credit. black people cant have good credit? >> i dont know. on a scale of 1 to 10 -- just go ahead and answer. >> tgi fridays something. that is a hack joke. it infuriates me when black comments do the good credit thing. you are a millionaire. your credit...