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Selling 2 million televisions, 1.4 million tablets, 1.9 million dolls, and 300,000 bicycles on thursday. and many shoppers say theyre not ready to slow down yet. >> were going to keep on going i think. i dont think were going to eat. >> now, at least inside macys here today, i still saw some piles and stacks of doorbusters. so there are still deals to be had out here. when you see those scuffles, you can understand why a lot more people chose to shop online this year. according to walmart, thurs...

Forever. and never too many chicks. sure, nowadays, im more likely to be mistaken to the black guy from my name is earl or the black guy from msnbc or lenny kravitz or the guy from snl. but i digress. today im here to deliver a special message, and thats nothing to do with financial problems caused by three divorces that forced me to take any job i can get. its because i have to tell all my bro tastic fans something. obama care is a war on bros. listen to the experts. >> obama care is a war on b...

Great for the brain and like sports. >> yeah. >> a kid plays football and 99% of them are done. you can make a career out of it and do it for the rest of your life. you know, music, like you said, causes kids -- the reading skills go up, math skills go up when they are playing an instrument. >> and you get the chicks. if youre a homely kid, just take up drums or guitar. look at marilyn manson. it depresses me. who was the biggest jerk you ever met in the music business? >> oh, my goodness. i can...

You can have a kid play football, hes done. 99% are done but when you learn a musical instrument, you can make a career out of it and do it the rest of your life. >> so sad to see so many schools the first thing they cut when under budget problems is the music programs. they want to put the money in the sports programs. music, like you said, it causes kids to -- their reading skills and math skills go up when they are playing an instrument. >> you get the chicks. if you are a homely kid, take up...

>> normally on the ice. long way. we wont go that far. >> here we he go. >> uh-oh. it could be egg bound. >> if you insert your hand carefully, you might be -- thats the view. and, you know, these are amazing. they are weighted so they are always looking. >> here is the egg cam. it does work it tops right now and we get the footage from that egg. >> this guy over here has been eyeing me up the whole show this guy has cameras in his eyeball. >> most of them have got cameras in their eyes. and thi...

And the reason lou dabbs hash tag was to popular was they dated l ow dabbs. >> that makes sense. i am glad this did not exist when i was single. i know that i was -- i wasnt like you, gavin. i was a miserable, miserable person. >> what do you mean? you werent a jerk to women? >> i was a jerk. >> you got tons of [bleep]. >> this is an upgraded version of "hot or not." by the way, i think there was significant grade inflation on "hot or not." harvey lange is drowning in chicks. women dont care wha...

>> what part of world war ii were you not understanding? >> the part where you shouldnt have referenced it? >> it is called history. look into it when you are not making love to your snowden picture. focus, you freak. >> activist. >> shepherds desk is expensive. >> it is so expensive. i wonder where he is going to fly tonight. >> have you seen the secret drawer? >> coming up, david beckham is dead -- tired of all of the questions about the tattoo. leave the man meat alone. the west side rents ro...

Again. he knew this was true. they said the administration knew three years ago this wasnt going to happen. he knew it wasnt true and he said it over and over again. there have to be consequences for that. you shouldnt be able to get away with lie together american peoples face. >> what would these consequences be, andy? >> i would start light with impeachment and then you go from there. >> you start with impeachment? >> absolutely. you dont want to use a sledge hemmer. >> and light to moderate ...

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>> to the top, man. to the sky. >> he might make it or maybe his destiny is just the rat life. if so, hes okay with that especially if youre still willing to pick up the tab. ♪ some are rich, some are poor >> the food stamp program was designed to be for a point when youre down and not going well. its not a point in your life. this is life for me. >> yeah. this is how i live, man. cute chicks, doing my thing. this is the way i want to live and i dont really see anything changing. >> it used to...