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[bleep] awesome. >> in all caps. >> we have to downplay ourselves. but i wish there was a guy for every person on the planet. this is bob, bob is going to be a douch bag and you know why. >> are you referring to boob? >> so they had people of their own country come up with these guidelines. the canadian guy came up with the canadian thing. so the chinese tourists will according to their guidelines will be disappointed to learn the landmarks in england are merely hundreds and not thousands of yea...

Actually really interesting. that is true about hitting them in the face. they have all ai all their seny organs up there. but dont hit them straight on. strike down. because if you do that you will feed your hands to them. hit them in the snout, the eyes and the gills. that is a great story about your brother. it really more of a mind set. you will not remember techniques if you are getting chewed on by a sharp like what did terry say about that. you will be freaking out and adrenaline kicked i...

It takes to have a "tiger beat" article. >> lauren, did you have anyone you were into? >> when i was growing up everyone was into new kids on the block. i would like to say i didnt follow the pack mentality. i waited a few years. but there is something that happens. and then six months later that is so not cool to like justin bieber anymore. it will be the next guy. >> i liked somebody. >> who? >> florence henderson. >> what is interesting about hysteria, you get hysterical and then you forget. ...

Thats what lot of people are asking for. >> some the airlines do have almost that a policy if you are 250 pounds or more you automatically have to buy one of those extra tickets. >> hello, there is a weight limit for luggage on planes. i mean, people say well what about people? im throwing that out here. >> go on a diet for seven days before you go on one of these airlines now. >> laura: its rough out there. talk very briefly. we have no time. ladies night in minnesota. lis, people are saying th...

Thats what lot of people are asking for. >> some the airlines do have almost that a policy if you are 250 pounds or more you automatically have to buy one of those extra tickets. >> hello, there is a weight limit for luggage on planes. i mean, people say well what about people? im throwing that out here. >> go on a diet for seven days before you go on one of these airlines now. >> laura: its rough out there. talk very briefly. we have no time. ladies night in minnesota. lis, people are saying th...

You want the chicks there so the guys come and then the boys spend the money. duh. >> laura: guys, you are going to be looking at each other in every bar that you go in. thats not going to be fun. >> not complaining. >> laura: ladies, great to he sue as always. ladies night tonight. next up, the segment you have all been waiting for. oreilly and leno. burn up late night. well have the highlights. [ dealer ] ring the autobahn for all event, you can get a great deal on a volkswagen. sounds terrifi...

Of the type of argument we run into. what is it like to strangle a live bull with your bear hand? diana will reveal her secret hobby. and whats this? hot chicks drinking in bars? thank god there was a camera to capture it.

Local bars that from that point on ladies night drink specials would be considered a violation of the citys anti-discrimination ordinance. translation, letting chicks get drunk at your bar for free is now illegal. but some owners have since found a loophole. what is that? at one public it is called shaved leg night. and alt -- at another bar it is called high heeled night. so men can get free drinks if they have smoothed legs or stilettos, preferably both. there are a handful of men who have sho...

A van. specifically a 1990 sibs -- 1996 ford wind star. chicks love it, believe me. the police report says thorn hills mom called and stated she and her neighbor, thorn hills landlord. the guy was able to post a 10 grand bail. meaning he is in better financial shape than bill shultz. ron, i ran that to make you feel better. >> i do. >> feel better about yourself? >> no. >> didnt work? >> why not? >> my wife is on the toilet, greg. >> you are a lawyer. cant somebody like that get a fair shot in? ...

I hooked up with one of the hottest one and a third chicks. >> did you? what was the extra part? >> like a fin tail. >> excellent. >> i dont believe that. >> greg, you said you are tired of the ecosystem and it sucks and i agree. i am tired of everything endangering the ecosystem. they need to cowboy up. >> no need to swear there. making a note of that. >> im sorry. >> the other thing is we shock scared of the ecosystem. the ecosystem kills more people every day than we -- than any kind of damag...