Valentines day wasnt the sex romp you imagined it might be. [ laughter ] or maybe the romp is about to begin. I dont know. Is it about to begin . [ laughter ] go ahead, dont mind me. Just relax. Pretend im not here. Thats right. Cleto, maybe a little saxophone for the lovebirds. Oh, yeah. Thats good. Thats very good. Youre doing guillermo yeah, thats so good. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you ruined it. You ruined the moment. Go back to your spot, thats not valentines day is a weird holiday. Im convinced it does more harm than good. It used to be if youre a woman you get flowers at work and the whole office resents you. Now we have instagram, the whole world resents you. If your dinner reservation is before 6 00 or after 9 00, they did not. Not only is valentines time for romance, its also a great time to steal teddy bears. This happened on friday in phoenix. You see a couple of teenagers decided to jump out of their car and snatch two oversized bears. And you might be surprised to hea
Valentines day wasnt the sex romp you imagined it might be. [ laughter ] or maybe the romp is about to begin. I dont know. Is it about to begin . [ laughter ] go ahead, dont mind me. Just relax. Pretend im not here. Thats right. Cleto, maybe a little saxophone for the lovebirds. Oh, yeah. Thats good. Thats very good. Youre doing guillermo yeah, thats so good. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you ruined it. You ruined the moment. Go back to your spot, thats not valentines day is a weird holiday. Im convinced it does more harm than good. It used to be if youre a woman you get flowers at work and the whole office resents you. Now we have instagram, the whole world resents you. If your dinner reservation is before 6 00 or after 9 00, they did not. Not only is valentines time for romance, its also a great time to steal teddy bears. This happened on friday in phoenix. You see a couple of teenagers decided to jump out of their car and snatch two oversized bears. And you might be surprised to hea
Watching our show on tv right now im going to guess your valentines day wasnt the sex romp you maimagine it to be. Maybe the romp is about to begin, in fact is it about to begin. Go ahead, dont remind me. Just relax. Pretend im not here. Thats right. Maybe some sax for the love birds. Oh, yeah. Thats good. Thats very good. Youre doing yeah thats so good. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you ruined the moment. Go back to your spot thats not valentines day is a weird holiday. Im convinced it does more harm than good. Used to be you get flowers and the office recents you now we have instagram the whole world can resent you. If not only is valentines time for romance, also a great time to steal teddy bears. This happened in phoenix, couple teens snatched two over sized bears. Might be surprised to hear they didnt plan this out very well. Was not an oceans 11 caper they got a visit from a giant man who came to retrieve the bears. Look at this guy. Heres the thing theres always three bears. See
Hope youre having an extra long weekend. Well, im glad youre in a good mood. Id like to begin with our national pastime, baseball. I think texting might be the new national pastime. Ill start with baseball anyway. In chicago this weekend, home of the cubs, one of the great franchises, great stadiums in sports. They have a tradition at wrigley field. At every cubs home game, someone, usually famous, leads the crowd in take me out of the ball game. Its a low pressure gig, youre not expected to be good, it isnt the national anthem. But you are expected to be better than warren g. Was. Take me to the ball game take me out with the crowd buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks [ applause ] jimmy i get the sense this is the first time hes heard take me out to the ball game. Speaking of games, how many of you watched game of thrones last night . [ cheers and applause ] it was a good one. If you didnt see it, plug your ears. When im finished, ill give you the sign to unplug them or more likely i
Well, im glad youre in a good mood. Id like to begin with our National Pastime, baseball. I think texting might be the new National Past time. Ill start with baseball anyway. In chicago this weekend, home of the cubs, one of the great franchises, great stadiums in sports. They have a tradition at wrigley field. At home cubs game, someone, usually famous, leads the crowd in take me out to the ball game. Its a low pressure gig, youre not expected to be good, it isnt the national anthem. But you are expected to be wrt than warren g. Was. Take me to the ball game take me out with the crowd buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks [ applause ] jimmy i get the sense this is the first time hes heard speaking of games, how many of you watched game of thrones last night . [ cheers and applause ] it was a good one. If you didnt see it, plug your ears. When im finished, ill give you the sign to unplug them or more likely ill forget to give you the sign and youll have your ears plugged. Plug your ear