Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests chris rock Jonathan Majors, musical guest sasha sloan. And featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, hey ahha that was very nice thank you very much, everybody lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, last night, President Trump held a press conference and this one was out there even for him i mean, when time life releases a box set of trumps craziest moments, this will be on it. [ laughter ] yeah, trump was asked to commit to a peaceful transition of power if he loses the election and this was his response. Will you commit to making sure that there is a peaceful transferal of power after the election well, were going to have to see what happens you know that ive been complaining very strongly about the ballots. And the ballots are a disaster we want to have ge
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That doesnt happen at 30 rock. Jimmy here is chris and his jimmy franny, franny, are you ready for the show tonight brother scott evans. We have a big show tonight jimmy where is he . Yo, come on, my man do you know who is on the show tonight . Whats up how are you . Captain america. Jimmy im great. Yes, captain america is on everything is great. The show tonight i cant complain chris evans is on the show tonight. Knock on wood, were all healthy also, we have kane brown, good together. Yeah. Music from kane brown. Jimmy and are you missing l. A. No, you like him he is good a little bit. Guess who else is on the show. Who but like were in a very nice place right now, and its just like were playing activities. Who writes elephant and piggy book . Mo willems. Were acting like were kids thats right again. Mo willems is on the show. Mario cards dont let the pigeon drive the whiffle ball, whiffle ball is the thing right now. Jimmy oh my god. Whats your pitch . Bus. I can throw a mean curveba
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Caesar, the white house fired back and countered with a summarized transcript of the president s call with the president of ukraine. This is if oj told chris dardin, hey, you found my glove the whistleblower came floored because he or she believe trump pressured the president of ukraine, this is what the whistleblower said happened. Trump said that did not happen and released a transcript that said it did happen. He did both of those things, multiple times and abused the office of both the president and attorney general. He clearly only had one reason for making this call, that was to strongly encourage president zelinsky to find information that could hurt trumps opponents and help his campaign. That is the conclusion any reasonable person who reads this would draw. But the president has repeatedly claimed that the call in question was perfect. The conversation i had with the president of ukraine was absolutely perfect. That call was a great call. It was a perfect call, a perfect call