not cute at all. by the way, toddlers and tiaras showed a 2-year-old girl, that s right, a 2-year-old girl, in a cone bra like madonna. there it is. yeah. and guess whose idea the cone bra was? it sure wasn t the 2-year-old girl s. that s right. it was mom. she and nicole should get together, who knows who horrors they could create for kids. now, i m not a parent so i m in no position to judge, but i was a kid once and i liked it. i really kind of liked it. how about letting these kids just be kids for a while? they re going to have plenty of time when they re older to be pressured into conforming into the images society demands for women. how about giving them time now to just play with dolls or baseballs or chemistry sets while they still can before ripping the skin and hair off their faces and jump and gyrate in front of a panel of nicole, congratulations, because tonight you get the crown on the ridiculist, though i m not sure
required both in the executive branch and far more oversight that it required from congress. congresswoman sanchez, it is amazing this thing which has cost so much money and which had been talked about and trumped up by so many different presidents and politicians over the years that when they scuttle it they basically are announcing this late on a friday afternoon, it would seem to be kind of hoping people don t even notice, that it s just kind of you know, it s a friday document dump, basically. well, listen. first of all, there were some things we learned from it, there were some things about technology that will move forward with, will you the reality is this was a project in trouble from the very beginning. one of the things i did when i had oversight of the project as chairman of the committee that dealt with border issues on homeland security was i think i held something like 15 or 16 different hearings on this issue. many of which just left me frustrated, because a depart
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part, so touch your nose with your fingers, or you might have them repeat it. so take your fingers, tap it on the bed twice in a row. that gives an idea of not just hearing you but they re able to do more complicated motor functions. that s what they re testing. they re talking about removing the breathing tube over the next couple of days. how will that affect the recovery? that s going to be a big step. you know, part of the reason the breathing tube is in now, as you know, the machine s not really giving breathes, this is more to protect the airway when they re worried about their sedation levels, they want to protect their airway, make sure they don t aspirate, for example. they re going to be able to test speech when the tube is out. obviously they can t test it, she can t talk. so that s going to be a big day, get that tube out, and say, you know, to say, say your name for me. if she says gabby giffords, that s going to be the similar sort of testing as far as motor commands,
no. just one more. i would like to say beauty doesn t play a part in winning panlg ents, but they re called beauty pageants for a reason. don t tear it. don t tear it! ow! we re almost done. now, nicole explains that the reason alexis doesn t like getting her eyebrows waxed is because one time it was too hot and it ripped her skin off. nicole doesn t realize it but that explanation provides two explanations for alexis s crying. one, she doesn t like having her skin ripped off her face with scalding wax. two, she doesn t like having a mom who doesn t care if her daughter s skin is ripped off with wax. when an adult gets waxed, it is painful, at least it looked painful in the 40-year-old virgin. oh, you [ bleep ]! oh, god. what s next. oh, you re doing the nipple. oh, nipple [ bleep ]! see, that s funny. but steve is an adult. waxing a 5-year-old? not so funny.