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Pillow to make you look taller. when i fill in for you on "the five" i dont need that. >> his is comfort and mine is for height. >> greg: the share sucks. i -- chair sucks. i like going to the movies and talk to the people in line. how are youing? >> i stay home and watch people from my window. i dont like the movies. i dont have kids. >> greg: that doesnt stop me. i dont have kids. i dont know what that meant. suddenly i am applying for a job at cnn. >> oh, god. >> i was going to say that. >> g...

>> i have one. chrissy tiegen. she was involved with everything. >> greg: she was a super bully. could not get forgiveness because everybody remembered. >> smollett again. he could have pled guilty. i did it and get out. instead he tripled down and doesnt know his career imploded. >> tonight thanks to dana perino he will get ought of those awards. >> i dont like how he tried to take down other people like

She is a mean person who doesnt like people. simon cowell made a career off i am a mean guy. he is rich. if you go i am a mean person, people go oh, no you are not. because she is pretending to be nice, no, you hate people. i am a mean lady and i dont care. >> greg: i own my meanness and nobody hells -- tells me i am a nice person. i dont live a [bleep]. she is like the tv show veep. >> thats one of my favorite

No one has ever done this. he are excited about breaking through grounds. biggest hypocrite of the year. gavin newsom. his idea of social distancing is to eat in a restaurant so expensive he will never run into working class people. jamie, hypocrite of the year? >> you crushed it. i will go fauci. its so much hypocrisy. even the mark thing. get a mask for your mask and then seen at a baseball game for no mask. if not this year arnold noble. he invented the nobel peace prize and went on to invent...

I am not a strip club guy. i went there just for research. it was crazy. 5 dollars a dance and for $20 they would take you in the back room and give you covid. >> [laughing]. greg nicely done. coming up more gutty awards.

Shows. the other day when she plugged in the electric car. oh! i wanted her to do well as first woman vice-president. have something to show that can work. now you have cnn making lists of who could run for president are in the democrats in 2024. they decided it wont be biden or her. >> greg: what do you dislike about her? >> we are listening to biggie and that was cool. [laughing]. it would have been nice if she could have solved their murders when she was the ag. i like the little things she d...

Withists -- white supremacists and holding the money and the other is the woman texting him. >> greg: and jim from the office. >> cnn! >> thats when you knew youngkin would win. >> greg: that was the irony. they helped youngkin win. they wanted the democrats to win but helped the opponent. >> the lincoln project was formed, they said our only goal is to get trump out of office. we had nothing planned after. that this proves they had nothing planned. the tiki torch is the least intimidating. unle...

Thats true. >> greg: i know that. >> they work for all of us. they can keep working. >> greg: tyrus? >> rand paul. >> greg: i had rand paul. >> he stayed the course. he did the job and i respect that. he got beat up by a neighbor and still went to wrong. his consistency is honorable. >> i think it is ron desantis. he bridged the last 2 years. i remember being down in florida for something and an uber driver who said i love our governor. i said i am afraid he will run for president because he won...

Snuggle up with a bottle of cold duck and a sex doll. like everyballot we are mailing it in. kat is not awake. she is peaceful when she is unconscious which is 18 of the 24 hours her day. and tyrus, i would kiss him at midnight if i could reach his mouth. >> [laughing]. >> greg: lets do this instead. >> ♪ ♪ >> greg: introducing the guttos. -- gutties. the trophy is taller than the presenter.

The kinkos in the other town. dana, you and i both agreed that the blockbuster of the year was the bond film. you didnt finish watching it? >> no, we paid and only watched the first hour. i got the spoiler. >> greg: at the end. >> i have not been to a movie theatre since 2008. i love the streaming thing. when a movie gets scary i can leave the room. >> greg: you cant go to the movies because you cant keep the seat down. >> thats hilarious coming from a guy that needs help getting out of the seat...