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Doctor a four month delay two fumbled rollouts and a g. O. P. Sweep cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen well tomorrow to the show. Welcome to the report. Steve ebb, stephen, Stephen Stephen thats it, thats it. Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen oh my god, thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the show. Good to have you with us nation, thank you so much. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, you know, if youve been watching the news as closely as i have you know that is this a...

Apartheid. Lev laugh. Stephen and if Rick Santorum is the one fighting it, then he is americas nelson mandela. Or as his closest followers call him, tata vanilla. laughter folks cheers and applause folks, the Holiday Season is upon us unless you are jewish in which case it is already come and gone. So depressing to see the menorahs out on the curb. But im saended that people are losing sight of the true meaning of christmas. Punching a grandma for a ps4. Instead folks Like Washington representat...

Julia loved her time in the white house. She said in their her memoirs it was like a bright and beautiful terrain. The most wonderful time of my life, so i think they get you some idea of how much she enjoyed eating first lady and how she felt that her husband had finally achieved the recognition he deserved. See the federal government appropriated almost 90 billion to rebuild afghanistan. Monday special Inspector General for Afghanistan Reconstruction, john sopko delivered a report on you for s...

Treadmill in space. Reality to restore insanity or fear or pat stevens career, none of that was really me. You the nation did all of that. I Just Got Paid for it. Thanks. From the beginning of my show it was mygoal to live up to the name of this network, influence central. And if all we achieved over the last nine years was to come in to your home each night and help make a difficult day better, man, what a waste. Nation, i want you to know if i had to do it all again, if i could do it with you,...

And good day. Im Andrea Mitchell in washington. The Senate Intelligence report at 9 11 is expected to be released tomorrow despite a classified assessment that there is a high potential of violent actions of targets overseas. The report is accused of lying repeatedly. They defended the agency. We are fortunate to have men and women who work hard at the cia serving on our behalf. These are patriots. If it diminishes their contributions to our country, it is way off base. I knew the directors and ...

Himself beyond the law. That is not how it works in america. Al this is not just a scandal, they are neither republican actions or democratic actions, they are authoritarian. We have a deeply insecure president. Who understands the noose is tightening because of this russian investigation. Thats why i believe he has letb jim comey go. There is a winner. This is the same crew that wanted comey gone. Trump does what they ask for and now they hate it. It reminds me when someone says, i am going to ...

Hello, ari. Hello, rachel. I thought there was supposed to less news on friday. I can get drunk on thursday. I can be hung over on friday. Nothing to do on friday. No, friday is the busiest, busiest, busiest news day of the week. Okay, rachels rule, no hangover fridays. Have a good weekend. Its true, im ari melber in for lawrence odonnell. The breaking news is big. You may have heard, its happening again. A massive election hack to benefit a right wing candidate in france. An apparently brazen m...

Category 5. Next stop is puerto rico, the Virgin Islands and the dominican republic. It appears the emmys antitrump message forced a record setting number of americans to change the channel. So over the top it was unnatural. People are not capable of that much hatred. Hey, front, dont you know i play guitar and i play my songs. Steve big and rich is going to be on the telecast later on today. Ainsley hows come i have never heard of that. Big time. Thats a good song. Brian have you heard this son...