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good to have you with us. >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> not bad, thank you very much. (cheers and applause) >> folks, i got to till t is good to you have with us but it is not good to be here. because as far as im concerned it is not show time. because i refuse to bow to the big government chrono-nazis and their daylight savings time. no washington bureaucrat tells me how to a rust-- adjust the tilt of the earths axis. i tell you...

>> jon: thats our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. >> the power of social media is clearly demonstrated in the reception for a film about an african war criminal captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) sz welcome to the report, everybody. thank you so much. (cheers and applause) thank you very much. good to have you with us. >> stephe...

news senior anchor with play mobile hair, brett baier. >> 13 counties in the region have received $900 sno-cone machines courtesy of a homeland security grant. local media references state document claiming the machines have a variety of uses, among them making ice to treat injures. and prevent heat related illnesses during emergencies. and to provide sno-cones during promotional events. >> stephen: sno-cones! take that al qaeda! you see, al qaedas from the desert. theyve got no defens...

join us tomorrow night at 11:00. your moment of zen. >> shaking hands with folks in medfield. beautiful place, quite a crowd today. >> how do you like this music? >> well, i likecaptioning sponsy comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.or >> stephen: tonight a new alternative to vaccines. suck it up and walk off that rubella. and rick perry unveils a new ad. ive never seen so much coyote blood. (laughter) >> stephen: then i sit down with notorious lobbyist ja...

>> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you so much. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thats right. i have actually never had an audience, i have never in all my born days had an audience chant the word "steve" (laughter) >> stephen: thats a little familiar. nation, you know me. i dont want to cause any panic but furs not currently panicking that is reason enough to freak out. because our country is...

>> jon: thats our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. your moment of zen. >> shaking hands with folks in medfield. beautiful place, quite a crowd today. >> how do you like this music? >> well, i likecaptioning sponsy comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.or >> stephen: tonight a new alternative to vaccines. suck it up and walk off that rubella. and rick perry unveils a new ad. ive never seen so much coyote blood. (laughter) >> stephen: then i sit down w...

stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thats right. i have actually never had an audience, i have never in all my born days had an audience chant the word "steve" (laughter) >> stephen: thats a little familiar. nation, you know me. i dont want to cause any panic but furs not currently panicking that is reason enough to freak out. because our country is under constant threat from terrorists. i dont know who, but someone keeps dumping susp...

comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you so much. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thats right. i have actually never had an audience, i have never in all my born days had an audience chant the word "steve" (laughter) >> stephen: thats a little familiar. nation, you know me. i dont want to cause any panic but furs not currently panick...

corruption. its the perfect gift if you want to launder $26. vladimir putin has accused hillary clinton of instigating protests in russia. why dont they just do it already. this is "the colbert report." (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you so much. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! (cheers and applause) >> stephen: that...

coffee, right. >> yes, yes, and what would he say. and we thought and thought and we thought maybe he would say, i >> stephen: tonight a new alternative to vaccines. suck it up and walk off that rubella. and rick perry unveils a new ad. ive never seen so much coyote blood. (laughter) >> stephen: then i sit down with notorious lobbyist jack abramoff who has written a new book about washington corruption. its the perfect gift if you want to launder $26. vladimir putin has accused hillary...