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A ground offense any afghanistan. Whole different type of surge. laughter well, folks, this explosive revelation puts every biographer and subject under suspicion. Meaning we can now say with some certainty that dora concerns goodwin banged abraham lincoln. I mean just listen cheers and applause stephen just listen to what she said on my show last week. Its sexy, dont you think . Stephen you mean lincoln or danielday lewis. Was lincoln sexy . I think so and ive been saying it for years but every...

Publicly name north korea for the attack, which they have traced using digital footprints. The u. S. Government is taking this attack very seriously, as an attack on a company, its an attack on its employees and frankly, its an attack on the freedoms that we enjoy in this country, the freedom of an entertainer or an artist to make something, though it may be controversial. And the freedom of people to go see it. Were reviewing a range of options for how we will respond to this attack. Cnn justic...

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Treadmill in space. Reality to restore insanity or fear or pat stevens career, none of that was really me. You the nation did all of that. I Just Got Paid for it. Thanks. From the beginning of my show it was mygoal to live up to the name of this network, influence central. And if all we achieved over the last nine years was to come in to your home each night and help make a difficult day better, man, what a waste. Nation, i want you to know if i had to do it all again, if i could do it with you,...

Welcome, zblir glsir. Glad to be here. How did this statement come about from George Clooney . Well, George Clooney sought out our editor coeditorinchief, mike flemming, who is one of the great movie industry reporters and commentators. He made it clear he wanted to get this off his chest about how he felt things had played out since the hack began and particularly because clooney is on the record having a deep interest in journalism and how its practiced around the world having been both connec...

In north korea dont even have the technology to watch the interview. But the communists there were able to deploy a cyber army to get revenge for an insulting stoner flick. And it could be a blueprint, frankly, for more dangerous attacks against the u. S. Good afternoon, everyone. Welcome to the lead. Im jake tapper. We begin this friday afternoon with some breaking news in our national lead. Youre about to hear exclusively from the ceo of Sony Pictures entertainment who, frankly, just got calle...

Collect and spend unlimited amounts of cash. here is hispitch. >> i agree in the american dream. that dream is simple. that anyone, no matter who they are, can grow up to create a legal entity which could then receive unlimited corporate funds which could be used to influence our elections. there are some who dont want you to have colbert super pack bb but you know what i dont know about you but im not willing it ride in the back of the bus. especially since all of this soup are pack money, i wi...