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Transgender people to use the bathroom that theyre born with not identify with last week the state quickly found itself in deep, deep, [bleep]. The department of justice said North Carolinas controversial new law that limits protections for lgbt people violates the civil rights act. If it carries out the law it could lose roughly 2 billion in federal funds for Public Schools and universities. Trevor theyre not [bleep] serious . Youre willing to give up 2 billion over bathrooms . There is no one ...

Larry i am la larry wilmore. Before we get started, id like to take a moment to say a Little Something about beards. Reporter andrew jones never made anything less than an a his entire four years at amite high school. Jones and a group of students were told they had to shave before they could march across the stage. Jones shaved the sides but chose not to shave the goatee and he wasnt allowed to participate in his own graduation. Larry you know, thats the same reason why chuck todd couldnt walk ...

Trevor welcome to the daily show. Im trevor noah. My guest from the hit show scandal joe morton is here. So excited but lets get to our top story. The public bathroom. The place you only go if you have to like prison or an a cappella concert. Recently the chambers of secrets became the flashpoint for americas soul and after North Carolina passed a law to require transgender people to use the bathroom that theyre born with not identify with last week the state quickly found itself in deep, deep, ...

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How a fictional america is a place where you should be afraid of everything. We had a whole show planned about trump, you know. We had him in, like, a jason mask, and we had all these jokes about that. But then a few hours ago, were, like, bleep it. Yeah. Yeah, to be honest with you, we always talk about trump, all of us. The guy says anything, and its news. He farts from his mouth and we talk about it for hours what do you think that smell means . But the convention is over. He said what he nee...

Cheers and applause larry thank you very much welcome to the nightly show what a great crowd here i appreciate that thank you. It started with larry larry i am lar larry wilmore. Before we get started, id like to take a moment to say a Little Something about beards. Reporter andrew jones never made anything less than an a his entire four years at amite high school. Jones and a group of students were told they had to shave before they could march across the stage. Jones shaved the sides but chose...

Of july, or, as we call it here, white juneteen. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] juneteenth. Google it, or blackgoogle it. [ laughter ] bloogle it, if you will. So lets check in with the red, white and blue attempts to unblacken the white house. [ cheers and applause ] 13. According to a new poll, thats the percentage of people who would rather see a giant meteor hit the earth than see either donald trump or Hillary Clinton be elected president. [ laughter ] larry to be fair, giant meteor d...

Trevor welcome to the daily show. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you, everybody, im trevor noah. Great show for you tonight. We have two guests joining us, connecticut congressman jim himes will be here to talk about Gun Legislation and congress and musician jack garratt will also be performing. Give them a round of applause, everybody. cheers and applause . Trevor but first, first, big congratulations to the new nba champions. The cleveland cavaliers, what a great moment for the city of...

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Democratic National Convention here in philadelphia so much fun. Everyone, thank you so much for having us. This is officially our last show here and were ending the week with a great guest, new jersey senator cory booker is joining us, everybody cheers and applause lets get straight into it. Last night was officially the end of the democratic National Convention, and hillary was excited that she was finally the nominee, and bill clinton was just as excited that there were balloons laughter look...