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The night's maiden sketch found the show dragging Britney Spears and sketchy new House Speaker Mike Johnson.

President Joe Biden told the nation Thursday that American leadership plays a vital role in holding the world together, in an echo of the closing days of World War II when President Franklin D. Roosevelt envisioned the US and other great powers acting to keep the peace. But the wars in Ukraine and the Middle East show the limits of that view.

Saturday Night Live returned to politics during their Cold Open segment this weekend, taking shots at the Republican House speaker chaos, whackaloons George Santos and Lauren Boebert, along with [...]

President Joe Biden told the nation Thursday that American leadership plays a vital role in holding the world together, in an echo of the closing days of World War II when President Franklin D. Roosevelt envisioned the US and other great powers acting to keep the peace. But the wars in Ukraine and the Middle East show the limits of that view.

For their first segment in nearly half a year, hosts Michael Che and Colin Jost made jokes about, among others, Will and Jada Pinkett Smith.

The IDF battles terrorists in Jenin, the Israeli left continues to attack government ministers, and the US (mis)manages the Abraham Accords.Caroline Glick breaks down the news of the week.The post

Mastercard is the second largest card network in the U.S., accounting for more than a quarter of all purchase volume using a payment card. As the world transitions to a more cashless society, Mastercard’s value has continued to soar. Shares of the company have seen nearly 100% gain over the past 5 years, outperforming American Express, Discover and even Visa. So how is Mastercard able to generate so much revenue and how does it set itself apart from the rest of its competitors? Chapters: 00:00...

American Girl dolls response to the Barbie trailer, Funky Kong rails against Mario Bros., Sarah Sherman shreds Colin Jost, and the season's funniest character is back, Ego Nwodim's Lisa from Temecula.

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The SNL superstar returns but deserves better material