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Cheers and applause . Stephen welcome to the report, good to have you with us, ladies and gentlemen cheers and applause audience chanting stephen . Thank you, ladies and gentlemen cheers and applause folks thank you, nation, thank you, in here, out there, you know, folks, on nights like this i need that kind of adulation because as you know though i am the leader of the colbert nation, i am but a passenger on the ocean line over your courage. cheers and applause nation, i need your courage tonig...

Cheers and applause folks thank you, nation, thank you, in here, out there, you know, folks, on nights like this i need that kind of adulation because as you know though i am the leader of the colbert nation, i am but a passenger on the ocean line over your courage. cheers and applause nation, i need your courage tonight because i am boiling with rage. laughter today president ohandout signed an executive order raising the minimum wage for Government Employees to 10. 10 an hour cheers and applau...

This i need that kind of adulation because as you know though i am the leader of the colbert nation, i am but a passenger on the ocean line over your courage. cheers and applause nation, i need your courage tonight because i am boiling with rage. laughter today president ohandout signed an executive order raising the minimum wage for Government Employees to 10. 10 an hour cheers and applause yeah, yeah. Im mad, too. laughter what an outrageous waste of my tax dollars and, for the record, the onl...

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen cheers and applause folks thank you, nation, thank you, in here, out there, you know, folks, on nights like this i need that kind of adulation because as you know though i am the leader of the colbert nation, i am but a passenger on the ocean line over your courage. cheers and applause nation, i need your courage tonight because i am boiling with rage. laughter today president ohandout signed an executive order raising the minimum wage for Government Employees to ...

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen cheers and applause folks thank you, nation, thank you, in here, out there, you know, folks, on nights like this i need that kind of adulation because as you know though i am the leader of the colbert nation, i am but a passenger on the ocean line over your courage. cheers and applause nation, i need your courage tonight because i am boiling with rage. laughter today president ohandout signed an executive order raising the minimum wage for Government Employees to ...

Jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen. I think everyone will agree its been a wonderful inaugural ceremony, a delicious lunch, but its now time to head to the next happy stop, the captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] stephen boom thank you so much. [cheers and applause] welcome to the report begun everybody. Thank you for joining us. [crowd chanting stephen] what are you going to do with these people . Good for you. Sit...

Jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen. I think everyone will agree its been a wonderful inaugural ceremony, a delicious lunch, but its now time to head to the next happy stop, the captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] stephen boom thank you so much. [cheers and applause] welcome to the report begun everybody. Thank you for joining us. [crowd chanting stephen] what are you going to do with these people . Good for you. Sit...

I guess my jokes could be better, but im not willing to put the work in. Plus Comedy Central wont put enough money into the bits we do, so the production value sucks. And finally, its [bleep] impossible to clear a lot of the clips that we want to put on air. Not everything can be fair used, you know . Was that over 140 characters . [exhales] [applause] why have you stopped showing vomiting in each episode . It adds a lot of character to the show. [retching] [audience oohs] youre welcome. Why is ...

Jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen. I think everyone will agree its been a wonderful inaugural ceremony, a delicious lunch, but its now time to head to the next happy stop, the captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] stephen boom thank you so much. [cheers and applause] welcome to the report begun everybody. Thank you for joining us. [crowd chanting stephen] what are you going to do with these people . Good for you. Sit...

Cheers and applause . Stephen welcome to the report, good to have you with us, ladies and gentlemen cheers and applause audience chanting stephen . Thank you, ladies and gentlemen cheers and applause folks thank you, nation, thank you, in here, out there, you know, folks, on nights like this i need that kind of adulation because as you know though i am the leader of the colbert nation, i am but a passenger on the ocean line over your courage. cheers and applause nation, i need your courage tonig...