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Boris to teach the fuzzy wuzzies wiff waff

Theresa May has taken the bold decision to appoint Poundland’s Colonel Blimp to a place where he can do some actual harm. The new Foreign Secretary said he would teach the natives from Kathmandu to Merseyside, the basics of Latin-vocab, the LBW rule and how to use a soup spoon. Fluent in several languages, all of them bigot, Mr. Johnson is a natural choice to be the face of the UK – even if that face looks like a confused orangutan. Drawing on his years of multi-cultural experience from Eto...
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