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awesome fans and my razor wi t and my wash board apes, according to the news site -- cnn is reportedly considering hiring a comedian to host one of its primetime shows. makes sense. the network is still a joke. thats mean. apparently some floated names including bill mar, trevor noah and john stewart. what? no elaine boozler. but if they want comedy they should launch -- that more than the crow stapled to chris wallaces. they went ahead and ruined it. im talking, of course, about the g...

Told that she lights up a room. fox news contributor kat -- [applause] >> greg: a little trivia here about kirk metzger. i believe he was on the original panel on the gutfeld show when we had the talking wall. >> i was a puppeteer and writer on the show. i was not paid for east of those. >> greg: you were not paid. its not on your c.v., you dont brag about it. i understand. do you have any comedy advice for cnn? >> well, the names they floated, i guess the last names, lets say you land great hos...

Ive always wanted -- >>sean: so you sing the national anthem? >> that wasnt good. did you see my follow up? i bet you didnt. you are in the news. i did a follow up, sean. i followed up that. >>sean: you grabbed your crotch and spit. >> thats what the stupid pitcher told me to do. and they are all -- they are like brats off of a ship. i was trying to make him laugh. i said that would be so funny. okay, ill do it. i did it. it wasnt funny. i learned a lesson. never take comedy advice from a pitche...

Misunderstood ♪ i have a band. >> sean: i saw you sing the national anthem. >> shut up. that is not good. did you see the followup? i bet you didnt, because youre in the news. i did a follow-up. >> sean: beat the host up. >> i did a followup, sean. >> sean: you grabbed your crouch and spit. >> well, that is what the stupid pitcher told me to do. and they are all deserted like rats off a ship. i was trying to make him laugh. he said that would be so funny. i said okay, ill do it. so i did it. i...

Never take comedy advice from a pitcher. [laughing]. >> sean: hmmm. you really -- its important to you. >> i want people to like me. i dont want them to hate them. i like them. >> sean: you wanted people -- this is what you said to me. you said, this is not me. >> its not me! >> sean: you said i want people to know who i really am. >> i know. >> sean: tell the people who you are. >> well, i am a creative genius. this is not a good feeling for an artist to be treated this way. its not a good feel...

They didnt understand. he was fired over old tweets. she is bringing up the double standard in hollywood. maybe there is, maybe there isnt. i think this is a great example from james gun to roseanne bar, watch what you say. these jokes arent funny and they live on social media forever. we all need to take a step back and calm down. >> bill: to be successful in her world you have to take chances sometimes. and you never are quite sure how they will be perceived. when she did the national anthem? ...