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To come. Trevor yesterday was the start of the Republican National convention, the first and only time donald trump has renewed his vows. Going into the convention. I thought it would be tough for donald trump to sell himself for another four years mostly because, you know, we live in a hellscape where 180,000 people have died and we cant go to a movie or hug our grandparents. But then i watched the convention, and, guys, it turns out donald trump has actually done a really good job by preventin...

The end. We want to take you now to a live shot of the bay wear in san francisco. Stop what you are doing and look at your screen t doesnt look real, have wildfires burning on all sides other than the ocean and it create this smokey orange haze that looks like dusk or a mf year on mars or something. One localing forecaster says theyre not expecting to see much blue sky in the bay area until friday or probably the week end. Trevor sweet lord. Did you see that sky . All across the bay area. Wildfi...

Postmaster general, who was appointed by President Trump, president defended his could mean problems with mailin postmaster general, louis dejoy. Ballots. On saturday the president , without evidence, claimed louis is working very hard. Mailin voting to be, quote, reporter dejoy is under fire catastrophic. For an overhaul that led to mail all of it coming as we learn of a loss in the president s family. His brother, robert, passing delays, cut backs on worker away overnight. Overtime and removal...

Lets kick things off in florida. The state america dropped on its head as a baby. You may remember that two years ago the state passed a referendum allowing exconvicts to have their Voting Rights restored. But then republican officials passed a law saying that most felons had to pay all their court fines and fees before registering to vote. And even though critics said this amounted to an illegal poll tax the u. S. Supreme court refused to overturn the law. But now someone is stepping in to help...

In fact, part of me thinks he only picked her so that she can just never dust his ass in public again. This is an insurance policy. And im interested to see what the trump campaigns line of attack is going to be on kamala, because theyre going to have a tough time. Everything shes done in her career appeals to trumps base. Crafty kamala spent her whole career locking up criminals and filling up californias jails. Shes even friends with cops. Hold on. That actually sounds pretty cool. Mike, is it...

After your video game. Yeah, but hes saying he doesnt ever get his own movie. Do i get my own movie . Not everyone gets their own movie. This franchise plan sucks. Oh, jesus, here we go again. No, wonder tweek is right. It was better when we started the movies off with the tupperware prequel. Dude, you cant do a prequel first. Why not . cause then its not a prequel, its just first. And besides tupperware isnt our strongest character. [bleep] you. Its better than a human kite. He just likes this ...

From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor captioning sponsored by Comedy Central lets kick things off in florida. The state america dropped on its head as a baby. You may remember that two years ago the state passed a referendum allowing exconvicts to have their Voting Rights restored. But then republican officials passed a law saying that most felons had to pay all their court fines and fees before registering ...

The camera is in san jose. You can see the clouds are in the sky. Mid to upper 50s to low 60s this morning as we start off our tuesday and through the afternoon, another day of below average temperatures. Low 60s in San Francisco and upper 60s in oakland and upper 60s in san jose and low 80s in concord. The daytime highs are 5 degrees below average for this time of year all thanks to that strong onshore flow and the Pacific Ocean breeze. I will let you know when things will warm up coming up in ...

I is possible. They also appreciate the chance to bring some ten i ten unseat e Trump Administrations work speed effort. This transparency will be crucial to secure the american Peoples Trust that the vaccine will be made available only once it is proven to be safe and effective. Congress has already taken actions to support these efforts. This spring, congress provided the Vaccine Development and manufacturing of birds and other medical countermeasures. Then two months ago the house passed the ...

Anyway, on tonights episode, kayne west is coming for the white house. Why celebrities were banned from sending tweets. And reparations are finally here. So lets do this, people. Welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Lets kick it off with twitter. Social Media Network and trumps longest serving press secretary, on a normal day its a place where people can sh...