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theres an old interview question that the great barbara walters had teed up. what kind of tree would you be? for some reason, i asked martha this question. >> there is an old interview question. what kind of tree would you be. for some reason i asked this question. martha answered, i am the beechtree. the beach is the mother of all trees. the beechtree has a smooth skin but its very hard and impenetrable. because im a mother, all the other trees are underneath me. it is impenetrable. m...

martha answered-- i am the beech tree. the beach is the mother of all trees. and the beech tree has a smooth skin, but its very hard and impenetrable. and because im the mother, then all the other trees are underneath me. it is the mother tree. and it is impenetrable. she has always believed that she can weather everything. martha started planning her comeback the moment she was arrested. [applause] today, in what was one of the more surreal news conferences weve seen in quite some tim...

>> welcome to first edition of one nation in 2024 and this is one nation with brian kilmeade and looks like great rosters coming up later, pete, and having it is force knowledge of lung of things jimmy is going and we close the show, we have a portion of the show, with him news but first things first, my newfound optimism, let me explain, you do not need to hear me say the biden border is broken and you know that we been covering it everything like, so what is different now. that every...

>> welcome to first edition of one nation in 2024 and this is one nation with brian kilmeade and looks like great rosters coming up later, pete, and having it is force knowledge of lung of things jimmy is going and we close the show, we have a portion of the show, with him news but first things first, my newfound optimism, let me explain, you do not need to hear me say the biden border is broken and you know that we been covering it everything like, so what is different now. that every...

fx of hughes five-part definitive documentary on tupac and efeni shakur. >> im very excited. i thought youd ask about "dave" but im excited for both the new season of "dave", tu pac, and the family dynamics always good to see you. >> genius. have a good show. >> well check it out. im ari melber im back from a trip on assignment up north. i was at the canadian parliament yesterday, and im returning to be with you here on what is now we can say the most significant week in legal accounta...

well have the latest from justin rowlatt at the summit, where the prime minister rishi sunak hasjust been speaking. also on the programme... five years after the fire at grenfell tower, which claimed 72 lives, the official public inquiry is drawing to a close. many rail services are still badly disrupted despite a series of planned strikes being called off. how fast could you run in your slippers when you were a kid? laughter. and, peter kay announces his long—awaited return to stand...

apparent _ with energy security. putins apparent war in ukraine and rising energy— apparent war in ukraine and rising energy prices across the world are not a _ energy prices across the world are not a reason to go slow on climate change _ not a reason to go slow on climate chance. �* ., , not a reason to go slow on climate chance. �* . , change. but there have been some ositive change. but there have been some positive developments _ change. but there have been some positive dev...

>> it should be flushed immediately. first of him never trust anything that has more than one way to describe it. its called the inflation reduction act because no one knows how it actually reduces inflation. thats like calling a hot fudge under a brian salter reduction act. even doug brown thanks its overused. yu-gi-oh want to take a to say few words about the inflation reduction act. according to the ceo and other economic organizations i have studied the bill, it will have minimal i...

politician did something i totally absolutely love and it doesnt involve suicide. you sick, horrible people. it does involve a democrat. i know. whats wrong with me? besides the obvious stuff. do i have a head injury. if i had a dollar every time my mom asked me that as a baby. after she would push me off the bassinet. last night i complemented hillary clinton. man, did i get a tone of hate mail for that. most of it from bill. but now im about to complement cory booker. stop. stop. i k...

Into the infected blood scandal, widely considered to be the biggest Treatment Disaster in the history of the Uks National Health Service , has identified a catalogue of failures by the nhs and successive governments. A reminder of key points. 3,000 people have already died, while others are still living with the ongoing effects of infection. In this hour were going to speak to some of the people directly impacted by this. Sarah and Antonia Akoni in hertfordshire. Sarahs husband and antonias dad...