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what a story over the weekend. two teenagers were shot outside of new york congressman lee zeldins long island home. one of the bullets hitting the congressmans fence. his twin daughters were inside doing homework at the time. they ran upstairs. closed themselves into a bathroom and called 911. the detectives now investigating this incident as gang related. zeldin, who has made rising crime one of his top campaign issues, boy did it come home for him over the course of this weekend. he...

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Letterman? the answer? merrill marco. >> dave had an interesting voice. and i think i brought -- i brought a level of weird art school sensibility to it. >> she helped create the aesthetic on a very concrete level. the more adventurous, the baffling. >> but i was clueless that the show was a success, or ia failure. so mostly, my memories are that everything could have gotten us cancelled. >> finally, our head writer, merrill marco, ladies and gentlemen. >> i would feel lightheaded and almost fai...

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Im interested to see if anyone else will do it. youve never seen life boats so unpopular among drowning people. >> when they go through the effort of releasing a statement, they have to show -- >> i think because its late night comedy material. >> what do you think on that? >> look, i think that -- i think that the republicans see this as a possible attempt of landrieu and other democrats expressing independence. look, i think for the average louisianan again, i think that, sure, shes a democrat...

room". all eyes on the supreme court expected to issue its ruling on thursday on president obamas signature first-term achievement, health care reform. its a hot topic on the2007 supporting president bushs use of the same authority. >> thats right. and with the supreme court case on health care reform expected to come down on thursday, joe, i think its going to get a lot hotter. >> jim acosta, thanks so much for that. appreciate it. now were just going to get a little more on thi...

Latest midterm madness. bill, you get out there among the people a lot more than i do. in fact, on october 23rd, youre going to be? cincinnati at the aaronoff center and on october 24th, youll be at the omaha music hall. thats how out there among the people bill maher is. so can you explain to me what is going on in this country right now that has given us the craziest political season weve ever seen? >> i guess youre talking about all the nuts that fell out of that nut bag. i dont know, lawrenc...