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you and my wife, have the same name. >> hey, look up there. >> watch out, cnn. its me, regis, hosting "piers morgan tonight." hi, everybody. its me, regis. remember me. im a good pal of piers morgan. we five years ago started "americas got talent." i was the host and piers was a very, very severe judge. oh, boy, was he something. anyway, im very flattered to be here tonight and im very happy to have as my very special guest someone you dont see guesting anywhere. i mean, he just does...

letterman. this is why you never see him guesting anywhere. he wont do it. >> the two people who are the most important to me in my life, you and my wife, have the same name. >> how you doing? hey, look up there. watch out, cnn, its me regis hosting "piers morgan tonight." hi, everybody. its me regis. remember me? im a good pal of piers morgan. we five years ago started americas got talent. i was the host and piers was a very severe judge. oh, boy, was he something. im very flattered...

>> the two people who are the most important to me in my life, you and my wife, have the same name. >> how you doing? hey, look up there. watch out, cnn, its me regis hosting "piers morgan tonight." hi, everybody. its me regis. remember me? im a good pal of piers morgan. we five years ago started americas got talent. i was the host and piers was a very severe judge. oh, boy, was he something. im very flattered to be here tonight. im happy to have as my special guest someone who dont ...

most important to me in my life, you and my wife, have the same name. >> how you doing? hey, look up there. watch out, cnn, its me, regis, hosting "piers morgan tonight." hi, everybody. its me, regis. remember me? im a good pal of piers morgan. we five years ago started americas got talent. i was the host and piers was a very severe judge. oh, boy, was he something. im very flattered to be here tonight. im happy to have as my special guest someone who dont see guesting anywhere. he j...

>> now, as many of you may have already realized, im not a doctor. >> jim jeffries is australias bad boy of comedy. >> why would i drink, same [ bleep ] answer every time. why dont i drink, i dont like the taste of it. nobody does! no one likes the taste of it. we drink because we [ bleep ] have to. >> the foul-mouthed funny man books hundreds of dates a year, bringing his act to comedy clubs across the globe. >> no one has ever had a shot of tequila and gone oh, thats lovely. next time ill have...

>> everyone wants to know why i drink, same [ bleep ] answer every time. why dont i drink? i dont like the taste of it. nobody does! no one likes the taste of it. we drink because we [ bleep ] have to. >> the foul-mouthed funny man books hundreds of dates a year, bringing his act to comedy clubs across the globe. >> no one has ever had a shot of tequila and gone, oh, thats lovely. next time ill have that instead of pudding. >> i love doing standup. i try to just do jokes, try to be funny, but pe...

And he came up to me smooth, like, straight out of a movie, just like -- ha-ha ha-ha hah! nickelodeon. >> that was from nick cannons showtime special, "mr. showbiz," which is now about to come out on cd. >> yeah, man! >> your real love, whenever we get this ridiculous late-night files together from agt audition, we get talking, and i can tell of all the things that you do, the thing you get the real buzz from is the stand-up comedy, isnt it? >> oh, man, i love it, ive been doing since i was 11 y...

Ha-ha ha-ha hah! nickelodeon. >> that was from nick cannons showtime special, "mr. showbiz," which is now about to come out on cd. >> yeah, man! >> your real love, whenever we get this ridiculous late-night files together from agt audition, we get talking, and i can tell of all the things that you do, the thing you get the real buzz from is the stand-up comedy, isnt it? >> oh, man, i love it, ive been doing since i was 11 years old. and even at the beginning of the special, which shows footage o...

Ha-ha ha-ha hah! nickelodeon. >> that was from nick cannons showtime special, "mr. showbiz," which is now about to come out on cd. >> yeah, man! >> your real love, whenever we get this ridiculous late-night files together from agt audition, we get talking, and i can tell of all the things that you do, the thing you get the real buzz from is the stand-up comedy, isnt it? >> oh, man, i love it, ive been doing since i was 11 years old. and even at the beginning of the special, which shows footage o...

>> and season five winner michael grimm. ♪ i never want someone the way that i love you ♪ >> about to unleash his debut album on the world. this is "piers morgan tonight." nick cannon is a multi-talented man, you just have to ask him, and hell tell you, but his latest role is the most difficult of all. hes a father. he and his wife, mariah carey, are the proud parents of new twins, and he also has a new cd. and his other role is the host and second best-looking star of "americas ...