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stories youre going to remember for the rest of your life. this is the mugshot the world will never forget. >> mr. trump has been criminally and not four times. i have 91 felony counts. >> i did everything, they interlock me. >> kevin mccarthy has finally been sworn in speaker after running on a historic 15th ballot. >> its becoming increasingly clear with the speaker of the house already works for. >> chaos on capitol hill tonight. brought on by the house vote to remove kevin mccarthy...

to a conclusion. you do one term and they reverse it when they come in, you cant have it be reversed. you got to have the ability. he cant be prideful, cant be just about you. >> desantis saying i get eight years, he get four. you dont need for and you dont need, you need six months. within six months -- [applause] >> the fact that he had the third most deaths of any state having to do with the china virus or covid, even cuomo did better, he was number four. >> his whole family moved t...

to a conclusion. you do one term and they reverse it when they come in, you cant have it be reversed. you got to have the ability. he cant be prideful, cant be just about you. >> desantis saying i get eight years, he get four. you dont need for and you dont need, you need six months. within six months -- [applause] >> the fact that he had the third most deaths of any state having to do with the china virus or covid, even cuomo did better, he was number four. >> his whole family moved t...

to a conclusion. you do one term and they reverse it when they come in, you cant have it be reversed. you got to have the ability. he cant be prideful, cant be just about you. >> desantis saying i get eight years, he get four. you dont need for and you dont need, you need six months. within six months -- [applause] >> the fact that he had the third most deaths of any state having to do with the china virus or covid, even cuomo did better, he was number four. >> his whole family moved t...

but what about us latinos? weve been here in this city, and weve got every kind of latino. you want your puerto ricans? wepa. you want your cubans? dale! dominicans? que lo que tigre. colombianos? todo bien, todo bien. mexicanos? no manches, guey. and this is where i grew up, too. and when i was a kid, i dont know what the streets were paved with, but it damn sure as hell was not gold. but that didnt stop latinx new yorkers from making big contributions. basquiat, rita moreno-- puerto ...

that chicks arent funny. i hate to tell you its still very much a thing. there are some people that cant get their heads around what they dont know. i said i wanted to be a comedian, she said. maybe its better if you just die. i think they thought of women as a different species. very few ladies are capable of being a comedian. and so everybody sits right up. heres somebody that thinks she can do it. great argument that women are doing much better work than that. youre welcome. whats t...

and jamie kilstein one of the best comedians. we saw our na nations most dramatic heation. will anyone be held accountable for their failure and real life costs. the border, covid, afghanistan, social media mayhem. the administrations lack of accountability is astounding. first stop, afghanistan thanks to one mans decision, joe biden. americans died and our national pride took a catastrophic hit. >> any time i think of my brothers and sistersn who died in afghanistan. what we made a so...

and jamie kilstein one of the best comedians. we saw our natio nations most dramatic heation. will anyone be held accountable for their failure and real life costs. the border, covid, afghanistan, social media mayhem. the administrations lack of accountability is astounding. first stop, afghanistan thanks to one mans decision, joe biden. americans died and our national pride took a catastrophic hit. >> any time i think of my brothers and sistersn who died in afghanistan. what we made a...

and jamie kilstein one of the best comedians. we saw our natio nations most dramatic heation. will anyone be held accountable for their failure and real life costs. the border, covid, afghanistan, social media mayhem. the administrations lack of accountability is astounding. first stop, afghanistan thanks to one mans decision, joe biden. americans died and our national pride took a catastrophic hit. >> any time i think of my brothers and sistersn who died in afghanistan. what we made a...

usa! usa! usa! >> stop the steal! >> look at the similarities there, one side the government under attack in the u.s. the other side, the government under attack in brazil. good morning, everyone. it is striking, isnt it? >> its crazy to see how similar they are and look at the roots of it as well. >> and why. >> it is echos of january 6th as protesters storm the brazilian capital over election lies and conspiracies. well take you there live straight ahead. right now two hospitals in...