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samoa, in an opening clash of the titans. 0h, hello. sorry, no wish to be rude, but im in no fit state to entertain today. they will have to get past fluffy. remembering robbie coltrane. tributes are paid the the actor, who has died at the age of 72. good morning. it is a tale of two halves this weekend. its a blustery, showery saturday, and then on sunday a slightly quieter story, before more wet weather starts to arrive in from the west. all the details coming up shortly. its saturda...

in the indian ocean. you are watching bbc news. next its time for bend it like beckham: 20 years on. its not fair, the boys never have to come home and help. i wonder if i had an arranged marriage, would i get someone whod let me play football whenever i wanted? who are you talking to? move on up by curtis mayfield plays. bend it like beckham was a huge success and it made history as the highest grossing film about football. # hush now, child. my mum probably hates the film because wev...

demonstrations take place in south—western iran to mark the 40th day of mourning since a nine—year—old boy was killed during anti—government protests. youre watching bbc news. now, ian hislop�*s 2022: in conversation with amol rajan. even by recent standards, 2022 has been a tumultuous year in news. russia launched a war in europe. her late majesty queen elizabeth ii died just months after her platinum jubilee. and britain went through three prime ministers and even more chan...

i mean actual housewives. to their kitchen windows. i kid i would never do such a thing but maybe. but the aggressiveness at the working families party are launching their newest goal to radicalize the manse of the real housewives franchise the goal is to organize the fan base to embrace woke beliefs. i was at work? i do organize people who believe skinny girl martini is a healthy breakfast? [laughter] now, rubber when he heard someone say organized, its not in the typical definition. ...

sources who have read it. there is debate on how serious to take this intelligence. is it a further sign of russian desperation and cause for their concern? or are these discussions being taken out of context? on cnn earlier tonight, top white house security official john kirby reacted to the latest u.s. intelligence report. >> there are lots of levels of concern, a heightened concern, about what is going on in ukraine right now that gives us cause to continue to closely monitor as bes...

all his siblings were at the balmoral castle. prince here is on the way and according to sources, megan is not joining him. other royal family members are there as well and just yesterday the queen canceled a virtual meeting because doctors advised her to rest. the palace at this, upon further evaluation the doctors are concerned for the majesties health and recommended she remain under medical supervision here are the queen remains comfortable and at balmoral castle. the queens 96 yea...

Christmas is well, its about the best time of the whole year. No matter when they take place, modern era or period, Christmas Movies and Television Specials are always about someone who has lost their faith in humankind regaining it, saved by other people being kind because its christmas. Christmas is the landscape that everybody wants to paint on. Everyone who tells stories is attracted to the heightened emotions that it brings. Nostalgia plays such a huge part in christmas because it is part o...

i was like, "this is me on screen. "shes found her people. "maybe i can find my people." the film actually gave me a bit of clarity on where i wanted to go with my life. # though you may find... people from marginalised communities can find themselves in it, _ even if its not their own culture. so, to celebrate its 20th anniversary, im going to take a deeper look at the impacts of the film. commentator: and have we discovered a new star here, gary lineker? _ thats right, john. could je...

reigned for 70 years. in other words the vast majority of the 67 million people living in the uk and the millions more in countries that recognize her as their queen have lived their entire lives without anyone else on the throne. at this hour, all of them, along with the rest of the world, are praying and hoping for the best, but bracing for the worst. i want to bring in correspondent molly hunter, historian jon meacham and katty kay, an msnbc contributor. molly, what do we know at th...

information that didnt exist so why did the bureau use the info as evidence? >> what is, imagine going to a duty and ending up in jail for not wearing a mask. thats what happened to a veteran and father north carolina. well talk about that. even though the pandemic is o over. >> president biden said it was but first, its not 2020 anymore and president biden is out of his basement campaign for democrats ahead of the midterm elections in 24 days. the biden chow down on donuts he revealed...