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rachel: no. that was the club will went to. will: i stayed up too late last night watching football. it was not a celebration. why you sign up for it, year after year. rachel: youre losing in fancy football. todd: youre beating the guy when he was down. he is 0-6. rachel: he started the league. he is winning the league. todd: who did winning the league? rachel: todd piro. todd: i have a cakewalk. you dont have the roster set, drop players who have byes. i think it is rick reichmuth. wi...

you know what it is time for? ♪ lessons in diversity ♪ hi, and welcome to lessons in diversity. i am your host mary lou breton. this is what she looks like. and in a perfect world, diversity would be awesome. who does not want to work with the different people? as opposed to this. [laughter] there is nothing more boring and on the same, and i should know. [laughter] i love different phases in different races all comingling in a melting pot i call gregs hot tub of the quality. but t...

think it will help someone and its okay to talk about it. >> an actress finds real life drama when her sister and her sisters husband disappear. >> they said lesley didnt show up for work. >> lesleys life had seemed perfect but maybe that was an illusion. >> she mentioned going underground. >> yes, she did. >> had something driven her to leave town or had something very different happened? >> the dog told you a dead body was in the back of the car? >> correct. >> but with few clues, ho...

>> just eight days remain for democrats to convince voters that they want to take control of the congress for the next two years. the heavy hitters have come out, a former president than trump, biden, and trump a -- 20 million ballots have been cast. >> how many minds still can be changed and what does all of this mean for the 2024 presidential race? those are the questions for the return of our dueling panels this evening. laura, just to let everyone, know this is where we each get fo...

we are agonizing for these last two years. he was panicked, that turned into torment. i was concerned, she was hurt somewhere. i felt so helpless. >> kelly was always there for others. >> she liked to help people who needed help. >> there are, for her friends, for her country, -- >> this was a good fit for, her the army? >> she wanted to be an officer. >> her personal life was a little more complicated. d. >> were they talking divorce? >> kelli was. mike wasnt. >> had a new boyfriend. ...

who is the sort of the eminence grise behind all of this, this victory, this somehow idyllic americana that doesnt exist and isnt real. and heres the thing — its basically the stepford wives. the difference is the stepford wives at the beginning of the stepford wives, you think, ok, this, you know, what? is there something off kilter? you cant quite figure whats wrong with it. in the case of this from the beginning, it is absolutely clear that this is an artificial world, that none o...

>> so just eight days remain for voters to be convinced they have control over congress over the next two years. former president trump and president biden and obama hitting the campaign trail. >> 2100 ballots have been castrated how many minds can be changed and what does this mean for the presidential race? those of the questions for the return of our dueling panels. this is where we each get four minutes in our panels make their best case and we decide who wins at the end. >> we are...

♪ ♪ ♪ listen to it. they know when it hits the bottom, it will be 1990, good-bye to the 80s. >> will this horrible year never end? >> when the 90s begin, were starting to see a lot of experimentation. >> five, four, three, two, one! >> the simpsons in some sense was inspired by not necessarily hatred of television but distrust. >> tv respects me. it laughs with me, not at me. >> youre stupid. >> doh! >> i think the sitcoms of the 80s were such a sort of warm safe humor. >> you ...

the head of the union representing striking border force staff says walkouts could go on for six months —— unless the government enters talks about pay. now on bbc news. hardtalk there will be a lot of blood in the land and it will be a lot of refugees. we expected that its gonna be a pretty, well, long, timely operation, and it absolutely goes as planned. this has become much bigger than ukraine versus russia. l we can succeed only, and only, if we stay united. let me tell you a s...

after leaving the village, which theyre not allowed to do, and going out into the desert and encountering something. and alice starts to think, "hang on a minute, this isnt what it seems. theres a conspiracy going on here." heres a clip. violet, where did you meet bill? we met on a train... to boston. yeah. yes, you dropped your ticket and you bent down, picked it up, gave it to you, right? that is, yeah. thats how margaret met ted. and peg, am i right in thinking that thats how debbie...