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and then theres a bit which looks like its come from austin powers with all these kind of strange sets that look very, very �*70s and a little bit shonky. and its fine, but its two hours long. its — none of it makes any sense. do you remember the awe, the sense of "ive never seen this before" that you got when you saw the first? oh, yes, yes. everyone went to see it and it was the thing to see. and it was terrifying. it was. i mean, the velociraptor stuff was absolutely terrifying....

[laughter] [drum roll] >> jesse: for years, the late night stopover has been a presidential staple. republican, democrat, doesnt matter. because comedy is bipartisan where its supposed to be: you can jimmy fallon play a round with trump on one show and slow jamming the news with barack obama on the other. >> there will be no third term. i cant stay forever. besides, daddy has got a hawaiian vacation booked in about 232 days. but who is counting? >> if comedy isnt your thing, dont worry...

constituents demanding an end to mass shootings. as negotiations continue, cnn chief congressional correspondent manu raju pressed lawmakers about ar-15s and why people need them and he got a range of responses. here it is. >> why do you think that people need to have ar-15s in this country in. >> youre talking about a constitutional right to keep and bear arms. people who are law abiding citizens are in good mental health and arent a threat to the public. >> in my state, they use them...

sentinel, for example, from mexico. in fact, his hobby is yoga and riding his bicycle. in short, peter navarro doeses not seem like a criminal, much less a danger to this nation. and yet last friday, federalde agents arrested peter navarro at reagan nationalraed airport in washington. they did not calll. his lawyer as is customary in cases like this , they didnt even comeev o his house, which as it happens is just feet from the fbi building. they could have walked but they didnt. inste...

since then, america has sought to right the wrong by dismantling the system, by suggesting that our nation is a racist one, that police on the whole are bad, that the nation is not just. during that time we have unfunded police in many places. weve let perpetrators go without paying ball. we watched criminals get arrested to see them let free the next day. weve seen scenes like in from philadelphia again and again. what a sad state of affairs so much is right now, right? so today you h...

party you probably not want to hear this forecast from election experts political analysts -- he posted this tweet last week projecting that republicans would gain a hefty 20 to 35 seats in the house in november midterm election. ouch. exactly the kind of defeat that president obama was called special lacking. republicans are already planning for that victory, full control of congress. what are they going to do? ill tell you this. its not gonna be health care policy or tackling prices....

from msnbc world headquarters here in new york, welcome everyone to alex witt reports. developing here for this hour, in just, days the january six select committee will begin laying out its findings in primetime public hearings. earlier, today committee member congressman adam schiff gave insight into the approach will be taking a detailing its findings. >> the american people, i think, now a great deal already. theyve seen a number of bombshells already. there is a great deal they ha...

your prayers and your prayers and your thoughts, and if we give enough of these thoughts and these prayers, these mass shootings will stop. >> we are going to talk to our friend, the comedy due out of the good liars, about the stuff that made waves around the country. thats later on this, our you dont want to miss this conversation. we want to begin with that breaking news that out of wisconsin, where a retired judge was shot and killed by a gunman who police say was preparing to targe...

the film review. hello and welcome to the film review on bbc news. to take us through this week�*s cinema releases is mark kermode. what have you got for us this week, mark? a very exciting week. we have men, which is a horror inflected fairy tale. we have major, which is inspired by a true story of heroism. and bergman island — can life and art ever be separated? men, the clip of this gives me the creeps so much that i don�*t think i could bring myself to watch it! and you say i...

>> theres a need for bold action to fight is pandemic. were still facing a very dark winter situation and when it comes to gas prices, were going through an incredible transition that is taking place and god willing, when itsng over , well be stronger w. the idea were going to be able to, you know, quick switch, bring down the cost of gasoline is not likely in the near termik . we arent likely to see the kind of blockbuster job reports month after month like we had over this past year....