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[ ] [ cheering ] alright yeah i know. Kind no. I would feel the same way if i were you. Lets get started. According to Stormy Daniels husband the couple will leave the United States if trump wins the trial. So wait a second, she has a husband . Thats like finding at the easter bunny has suppleness. Did someone have sublists in here . Im sorry i offended you. And get this, her husband is a porn star to. Do they talk shop at home . I bet he complains when he doesnt have a hard day at work. Wow thi...

Mr fico are emerging all the time. Slovakias president elect, peter pellegrini, gave this update from the hospital where the Prime Minister is receiving treatment. Translation the Prime Minister i is now facing the most difficult l and challenging days, hours, minutes in order to survive, and i hope that everything will work out for the best. I really hope for us all to see his soon recovery and coming to full strength. Lets speak to bethany bell, our correspondent in bratislava. She our corresp...

Yes, yes. We all right. Well have a show then. Happy wednesday, everyone. Lets get started. Earlier this morning, President Biden agreed to pairbi of debates with former president trump. Biden has listed some demands, including no Live Audience, no Third Party Candidates and a group of visiting angelse th. Standby, but no live crowd. I guess joe wanted an audience of his peers. But trump not only agreed to the two debates, he offered a third one on fox news with Martha Maccallu M and brad beyer ...

Now, you wont meet people more remarkable than the plumberjames anderson. James andersons acts of kindness moved the nation. His name isjames anderson. Hesa plumber. And we put a shout out on social media. Weve analysed those social media accounts. Hes helped over two Million People across the country. Uncovering misleading false posts, allegations Vulnerable People have been exploited. The most shocking was this injune 2022. A lady covered with an emoji, upset and desperate. It says, when i got...

Greg yes, yes. All right we will have a show than i guess. Happy wednesday lets get started earlier this morning biden agreed to a pair of debates with former President Trump he listed to mans like no Live Audience thirdparty candidates and visiting angels on standby but no live crowd i guess he wanted in audience of his peers not only did trump agree to the debates but wanting a third 1 on fox. Meanwhile President Biden had an odd moment in a gala listen to this. Standup kid i like that address...

They thrash kilmarnock to seal the Scottish Premiership in style. Some mist and fog around first thing this morning but for many of us a dry start, rain on the way it parts of england and wales. Scotland and Northern Ireland, sunshine and showers. Im afraid this is corked. Ijust uncorked it, didnt you see me . And almost 50 years after it first appeared on our screens Fawlty Towers is back, this time on the west end stage. Its thursday the 16th may. The bbc can reveal that the firm run by a man ...

Welcome to the beat. Im ari melber. With all the trial news we have been covering, the top story is political news that will help decide the election. Because it usually does. Today, President Biden and donald trump both agreed to do two new president ial debates. The first coming next month. Capping weeks of posturing and negotiation. That breakthrough came today as the Biden Campaign took control of things with a plan that was months in the making. Biden using this video to publicly challenge ...

Ari melber is here now. What a season of gratitude. Get some rest because well be seeing a lot of you and everyone soon. Have a good show. Thanks, niccole. Welcome to the beat. Im ari melber, and with all the trial news, and more that have late they are house, the top story is political news that will help decide the election because it usually does. Today President Biden and donald trump both agreed to do two new president ial debates, the first coming next month capping weeks of posturing and ...

All right. All right. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. M i love. I love. Me too. Hashtag happy tuesday, everyone. Lets get started. This w this week is National Brain injury awareness weeeek, or as joe calls it, every week. Former White House Press secretary jen psaki is under fire for claiming joe biden. Didnt check his watch during the Memorial Services fortch du soldiers killed during the u. S. Withdrawal from afghanistarinr in 2021. She was right. U. S. Giden wasnt checkin watch. He w...

The 11th hour with Stephanie Ruhle starts now. E 11th hour with stephanie tonight, the latest on the israelhamas war. President bidens upcoming visit to israel, the looming ground offensive. New developments on hostages. And the growing humanitarian crisis in gaza as hundreds of thousands of people flee to the south. Then, defendant donald trump hit with a partial gag order in the federal election case. What it means for the current republican front runner . As the 11th hour gets underway on thi...