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Night, and welcome to the Reagan Library. We are live from what they call the spin room at the library here in simi valley california. It was the second Republican Debate now in the books, and it was a debate for the ages. Were going to talk about the winners, the losers. Were going to have the analysis and well talk about maybe who continues on their quest to become the president and maybe who drops out of this. Were going to get into all of that. But we begin with Grady Trimble live at the Rea...

Conspiracy and they cover up the people of the state of new york versus donald j. Trump now underway as trumps attorney or zaid, you and im quoting him here. There is nothing wrong with trying to influence an election it was a hush of the courtroom today is the first witness took the stand in long time. Confidante who helped trump catch and kill negative stories. And good now help make the former president , it convicted felon, and trump. Meanwhile, relatively the quiet incorporate ranting outsi...

Were tracking the fallout in that devastating ruling that found year of fraud by trump and his companies. The trump org reeling as a new hearing held today. The rule came out yesterday. It was big news. For all the pending cases against trump, this one has Swift Financial consequences with fraud and financial tricks and a Fantasy World is what the judge said they were operating in, not the real world. Lies to banks based on and patently false fatally flawed claims as well as other judgmental ter...

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In just two hours seven candidates will take the stable for the second g. O. P. President ial debate of the season. So right off the bat, lets go live to the Reagan Library in simi valley where correspondent Bill Melugin Is Standing by. Bill, so the candidates have been to that library before for another president ial primary debate and you could feel the tension. Can you feel the excitement. What are they doing now . Bill laura, good evening to you. They are all getting ready for this debate in...

Happy, happy, happy, happy monday, everyone. You all look beautifuay, l. Well, some of you see another bill, some of you see another there is comedys flatulence and wimpy goldbergs Dressing Room while delivering a speech to the congressional flatule. Black caucus saturday night. Old joe might have been trying to tell us somethingh , namelyi. That its the first time you heard of l. L. Cool jmely,. Two of the great artists of our time represented a groundbreakingjay. Two legacyo hop in america. L....

Japan the bullet train, france the tgv network, england hsz, stuck on a turntable. Why do we find Infrastructure Projects so tortuous . The government, yet again, is considering putting hs2 ina siding. Was it destined to fail from the start . Well be joined by a former Senior Executive in network rail, a former Chief Scientific Advisor to the department of transport,and a leading member of the indepdendent review into hsz, who resiled from the reports conclusion that hs2 should go ahead describi...

Cannon herself. No labels was looking for a hero. And a hero never emerged. That was the biggest waste of 80 million to ruin a brand ive ever seen. Its not for lack of trying. Thats for sure. It was not based in reality, just like the campaign was not based in reality. Biden world is trying to nuke rfk out of the race. A 300,000 new jobs added in march is a great number truth social, youve seen on the move. Its ridiculous. He has no revenue. Slamming trump media and its investors, comparing the ...

Cannon herself. No labels was looking for a hero. And a hero never emerged. That was the biggest waste of 80 million to ruin a brand ive ever seen. Its not for lack of trying. Thats for sure. It was not based in reality, just like the campaign was not based in reality. Biden world is trying to nuke rfk out of the race. A 300,000 new jobs added in march is a great number truth social, youve seen on the move. Its ridiculous. He has no revenue. Slamming trump media and its investors, comparing the ...

Cannon herself. No labels was looking for a hero. And a hero never emerged. That was the biggest waste of 80 million to ruin a brand ive ever seen. Its not for lack of trying. Thats for sure. It was not based in reality, just like the campaign was not based in reality. Biden world is trying to nuke rfk out of the race. A 300,000 new jobs added in march is a great number truth social, youve seen on the move. Its ridiculous. He has no revenue. Slamming trump media and its investors, comparing the ...