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Can you believe it Saturday Night already . Welcome to one nation, i am brian kilmeade. Senator tom cotton, best to put up with china before the breakup of us if anyone is funnier than america, i have not met them. First, crime. Before i tell you for the Democrat Party is, Law And Order in america, let me remind you where they health and. Remember this mckay support the defined movement, not only do we need to defund but dismantle and start anew. Why is the word defund this is the word coming fr...

Armfuls on if have suffered more than er taiz, which has been virtually pushed siege. Every second counts, and war has taught them to be quick. It has honed their skills. At al zour hospital, doctors patch up some of the latest broken bodies. This time, its Government Troops hit by a houthi drone. One soldier, called omar, could not be saved. Another is rushed away for treatment elsewhere. Anyone can be a target here, notjust men in uniform. Nearby, we meet hanadi. Every painful step reminds her...

The clinic said a small number of embryos had either not survived or had become � undetectable�. In a major defeat for irelands government, voters reject two Referendum Proposals on family and womens roles. Proponents wanted to amend the constitutional definition of a family to include people who were not married. And new life is springing from the sycamore gap tree. Seedlings from the famously felled tree are starting to grow. Now on bbc news Talking Movies. Hello from hollywood. Im tom bro...

But england are facing another defeat against india. Good morning, it may file spring is in the air but over this weekend it will be a bit more unsettled. More cloud and rain at times. The full very shortly. Its saturday, the 9th of march. Police officers, firefighters and other Public Servants who have died in the line of duty will now be able to get an award to honour them after their death. The Elizabeth Emblem is the civilian equivalent of the elizabeth cross, which recognises members of the...

They demand Prime Minister ariel henry resign. Hes in puerto rico and unable to return home. The aid includes 100 million to support an International Security force, bringing the uss contribution to 300 million. It also includes a separate 33 million in humanitarian assistance. Mr blinken says a Multinational Security force is needed to stabilize the country. What weve seen in recent days again should remind us that the already challenging and difficult Security Situation has now deteriorated ev...

Is preparing to set sail for gaza along a new maritime aid corridor. Its been loaded with around 200 tonnes of food and medical supplies. But, without a working port, its not clear yet where the ship will actually dock or how its cargo will be distributed inside gaza. 0ur middle east correspondent Quentin Sommerville is in the Port City Of Larnaca in cyprus and sent us this report. Its a drop in the ocean of gazas need, but this is the first direct aid shipment by sea about to leave cyprus. The ...

Yes, yes, yes. Greg happy tuesday i love every 1 of you almost too much. Lets get started. Dylan old dany is trying to switch from chairmans Gender Influence or do standup comic. After the budweiser fiasco you have to admit that takes balls. I know where this is going. I government sponsor report says the country should move quickly to prevent ai from Making Humanity Extinct which is why ive created a robot that pokes holes in condoms. [ laughter ] greg stupid but the u. S. State department of t...

The journal editorial report and i am paul gigot in a Surprise Move attorney general Merrick Garland cities appointing david weiss Special Counsel in the hundred biting probe. Garland said the weiss will be responsible for the investigation of the president son as well as any other matters may arise in weiss, asking to be appointed Special Counsel this week and garland agree saying that it was in the Public Interest to do so in the spring and Wall Street Journal, Colonists Stan Heninger and kim ...

His request, as well as the extraordinary circumstance be s relating to this matter, i have concluded that it is in the Public Interest to appoint him as Special Counsel. David weiss, who just spent the past five years squelching this investigation, is still in charge. Weiss tipped off hunter biden to search warrants, ran out the clock on the statute of limitations. Never open the laptop and never followed up on the 5 million joe biden Bribe Allegation. He t same man is now being tapped to condu...

For the confusion over the family photograph issued by Kensington Palace on mothers day the princess of wales has admitted � sometimes editing pictures�. Several News Agencies had withdrawn the photo, over concerns it had been digitally manipulated. But Kensington Palace says, it wont release the original, unedited photograph. There is always frenzied speculation about the royals theres been a lot of unsubstantiated speculation about the princess of wales health. This picture released yester...