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we are all celebrating the birthday of you, symone. im going to light it up for your birthday. happy birthday, symone. >> thank, you reverend, i love you so much. >> i love you. and to all of you watching, good evening and welcome to politicsnation, tonights lead, the clock is taking. lawmakers will return to capitol hill this week with less than two weeks to go. if they hope to pass a military aid bill before christmas. republicans have pushed to add border security to the bill, alo...

israel says its ground forces have now reached the centre of khan younis in the south of the territory — to which many palestinians had previously fled on israels instructions. israel urged civilians to leave the citys centre and move to safe zones. the head of the un agency for palestinian refugees has described gaza as �*hell on earth.�* meanwhile, civilians living in the other palestinian territory — the west bank — have had their rights and freedoms severely curtailed by ...

its almost christmas which means its the season to be a hater. alvin toback, the 90 this has a waiting list, everybody is angry, theres so much tension could cut it with a knife. christmas spirit is falling fl flat. ♪ youre a mean one. ♪ mr. grinch ♪ ♪ >> i do like the grinch. how did we get to this? there are more ranges than who will, who billions who people, what is a who? its all about the holiday gators like this guy, apparently on security camera ceiling history off the r...

its almost christmas which means its the season to be a hater. alvin toback, the 90 this has a waiting list, everybody is angry, theres so much tension could cut it with a knife. christmas spirit is falling fl flat. ♪ youre a mean one. ♪ mr. grinch ♪ ♪ >> i do like the grinch. how did we get to this? there are more ranges than who will, who billions who people, what is a who? its all about the holiday gators like this guy, apparently on security camera ceiling history off the r...

its almost christmas which means its the season to be a hater. alvin toback, the 90 this has a waiting list, everybody is angry, theres so much tension could cut it with a knife. christmas spirit is falling f flat. ♪ youre a mean one. ♪ mr. grinch ♪ ♪ >> i do like the grinch. how did we get to this? there are more ranges than who will, who billions who people, what is a who? its all about the holiday gators like this guy, apparently on security camera ceiling history off the ro...

kilmeade. on our show, a major announcement and jimmy fed up with another major announcement to out do. back before joe biden and he cant go back to the guy because he had himself to blame. emergency military aid to allies like ukraine, israel and taiwan the gop says no growth without emergency for fixes after all, he destroyed the border so what does he do? instead of fixing the problem, he rolls up the rhetoric instead of hammering out a deal. >> extreme for republicans play chicken ...

>> the the "big weekend show" begins with a fox news alert. i am joe concha, allysia could yet and doubles. the president of the university of pennsylvania is out after refusing to caught anti-semitism on her campus in front of congress. >> specific congress for the genocide of jews does it constitute bullying and harassment? >> if it is severe, it is harassment. >> the answer is yes. >> context dependent situation. >> fox news correspondent cb cotton has the details. >> board of the r...

♪ [applause] >> greg: happy wednesday, everyone. [laughter] >> greg: yes, control yourselves. remember back in grade school when the teacher would leave the room and tell everyone to behave while she was gone, of course, the second she left the room went wild. thats how i got my first tattoo. i would show you but the fcc doesnt allow frontal nudity, so its great what the teacher got, right? but remember how after a while it would get ugly. the bullying and fights would start. things ...

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kilmeade. on our show, a major announcement and jimmy fed up with another major announcement to out do. back before joe biden and he cant go back to the guy because he had himself to blame. emergency military aid to allies like ukraine, israel and taiwan the gop says no growth without emergency for fixes after all, he destroyed the border so what does he do? instead of fixing the problem, he rolls up the rhetoric instead of hammering out a deal. >> extreme for republicans play chicken ...