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Unanimous nod of approval from the Senate Armed Services Committee Earlier this week. President obama expected to design a bill improving suicide treatment for ptsd but took his own life. Thats going to do it. A thursday edition awaits of morning joe right now. Very cold on the east coast right now. This comes to us from brooklyn, new york. Its a cautionary tale about irony and karma and about the dangers of making your dog wear little footies. Come here. Come here. Come here. All right. Welcome...

By families. There is no house. There is no nothing. She didnt have a proper funeral. She didnt have any o of that. All she had was junk mail. Christine romans reporting. That is it for me. Thanks for watching. Erin Burnett Outfront start rite now. Outfront next, breaking news the family of Keith Lamont Scott, the black man fatally shot by Police Watching the video for the first time. Police say the video doesnt clearly show Scott Holding a gun. Why cant the public see it. And more news in the F...

The entire world is listening and watching. So when you say were going to bar all muslims you are sending a message to the muslim world. And youre also sending a message to the terrorists because we now do have evidence. We have seen how donald trump is being used to essentially be a recruiter for more people to join the cause of terrorism. Thats going to do it for this special hour of msnbc live. Im thomas roberts. Hardball with Chris Matthews is next. The leading suspect, and this is hardball....

Decide. Too many mornings were waking up to these hohisk attacks. Seems to be one every week. Heart breaking. Thanks for sticking with us. Fox and friends starts now with the latest information on the attack in nice. We were just allowed to leave the hotel. They took us to our hotel, which is right where in front of where many of the bodies are. We walk on the street and there are bodies everywhere. There is blood everywhere. I was sick. I was standing in blood and didnt realize it. My wife told...

Has donald trump called you for advice or talked to you at all . First of all, youre giving some pretty good advice so far if you has. Has he called and talked to you . No. No, he hasnt. No. No . Not that i know of. No. Do you think the republicans are happy with their choice . We are, but i dont know they feel. Good morning. It is thursday june 9th. Welcome to morning joe. Welcome, everyone. Welcome, welcome, thank you for having me. Willie. So polite. With us on set as you can see former treas...

Thanks to Nicole Wallace for sitting in with john. Well be back tomorrow. Coming up, hardball with chris matthews. Charm offensive. Lets play hardball. Now on track to win. Only Hillary Clinton lying between him and the white house. The new yorker accepted the freedom of the city. It was the sense of the inevitable. The republicans line up with trump or will be seen rooting for the enemy. Amid a crush of reporters, we heard them and Live Television cameras. The nominee to be met with a board rep...

Be here tomorrow morning at 5 00 a. M. Join us. Wake up early. Fox friends getting ready to start right now. Have a great day. Bye. Good morning. It is monday, february 23. Im elisabeth hasselbeck. A fox news alert. Terrorists in training. Another isis video hits the web, this time showing extremists Brain Washing kids to be soldiers. A new threat at home. The mall of america on high alert for a terrorist attack as the white house warns this is the new normal. I dont like it. Meanwhile Rudy Giul...

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Facebook. Com greta, you will see me live right now and in seconds saturday answering your questions. Go and ask questions on my facebook page. Its live. Good night. Welcome to red eye. Hello, everyone. Im tom shillue. Lets check in with andy levy at the tease desk to see what exciting stories we will be discussing. Coming up on the big show, ted cruz refuses to wear a wisconsin cheese head or any other silly hat. Sounds like someone doesnt want to make America Great again. And Hillary Clinton h...

The nfl now is reportedly focusing on a patriots locker room attendant. Already half dozen people have come forward and, well, make of this what you will. My name is Donald Odonnell mcdonald. Just off the beach. Youre welcome. Im from rossland dale massachusetts. I am the locker room guy. Take a good look, america. Im the locker room guy. I deflated those balls myself. I did it. Tom brady had nothing to do with this because he was too busy being awesome. If you dont want to believe me, theres no...