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Hmm. Karla ortiz. Thats going to do it for me on way too early. Ill be back on morning joe a bit later this morning. But first joe and mika pick up the coverage live from philadelphia, right now. God, you have given us wisdom. Now give us courage for the facing of this hour. Hillary clinton and tim kaine want to build an economy that works for everyone, not just the people at the top. Im reminded today of all the important fights of the past 50 years. I have privilege to represent teachers and f...

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Out what the government knows about ufos. Shes trying everything. Dominos pizza in oregon, we love you. Thats it. Stay tuned to fox news. Continuing election coverage throughout the night. We will see you back here 5 00 p. M. Eastern. Donald trump the presumptive gop nominee is inching ever closer toward officially clinching the republican nomination. As Bernie Sanders racks up yet another win. Nice to be with you. Nice to be with you. Nice to have you here. Welcome to americas election headquar...

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A blowback building in congress. You may see him pressured into cancelling his speech after all. Joe, great to have you with us tonight. I appreciate your conversation. Thanks so much. That is the ed show. Politics nation with reverend al sharpton starts right now. Tomorrow night im going to show you exactly how to cook that deer sausage for the super bowl. Rev, youve got it. \s. Thank you, ed. Thanks to you for tuning in. We start tonight with breaking news. Any minute now, president obama will...

Whiz by trying not to hit him. He saved the little kittys life. Back here tomorrow at 12 00. A flurry of events. Nominees push for votes. This is a fox report. Donald trump about to attend a fund raiseener oklahoma before moving on to a rally in colorado later tonight. He started the day in houston and he addressed the remembrance conference. He shared the stage with families who had family members killed by illegal immigrants. Hillary clinton is the person, and i mean the first person to run fo...

Pregame show from cleveland and oracle arena. That is all for now. Im dan tonight, the deadly terror attack. The horror inside. Running for cover. Gunmen opening fire at a popular shopping center. Several dead. Many more wounded, as police take down the shooters. Also tonight, making history. Oh, my gosh. The only team with Hillary Clinton before her big speech. The first woman to be nominated by a major party. And the moment she sees that crowd. Tonight, we ask about donald trump, about the fbi...

Tonight for fox news reporting. Donald trump the disrupter anchored by bret baier. And thats it for today. Have a great week, and well see you next Fox News Sunday. New york, the state republican and democrat president ial candidates want next. The battle for broadway. Packed with Political Drama today. First gop frontrunner donald trump back on the campaign trail after being away for a few days. He spent time adding new staff and reworking his Team Following some setbacks, including that loss i...

Hi, friends. Good morning. Sunday the 19th of june, 2016. Im anna kooiman. This is fox and friends weekend. Cops sent running for their lives during a funeral. For the orlando terror victims after an impatient driver passes through the procession. Then democrats put their push for gun control into overdrive ahead of a vote to ban more guns this week. The nra though is fighting it. Let me Say Something to every political hack pretending you know an ar15 from the double barrelled gun stop talking....