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Who the hell are you anyway . Who am i . You will find out very soon. Very soon. [ernie] then we became lead actors. We dont run. Okay, we stick together and we fight. Get out of my house. You are afr drama is where all of the conflict happens. [tisha] scandal is my favorite drama. How many times have i told you, you have to be what . Everything about it, the twist, the turns, the acting. Twice as good. Twice as good as them to get half of what they have. I love queen sugar, david makes man. I l...

Who the hell are you anyway . Who am i . You will find out very soon. Very soon. [ernie] then we became lead actors. We dont run. Okay, we stick together and we fight. Get out of my house. You are afr drama is where all of the conflict happens. [tisha] scandal is my favorite drama. How many times have i told you, you have to be what . Everything about it, the twist, the turns, the acting. Twice as good. Twice as good as them to get half of what they have. I love queen sugar, david makes man. I l...

tonight the republican presidential race is shaking up. donald trump is out to a big lead, and a growing list of opponents is out to stop him. were turning to republican party chair ronna mcdaniel whos got a tough job, keep the gop united despite the controversial front-runner. do you have any problem with the republican party nominating someone whos under federal indictment? well ask her about trump threatening to skip the first gop debate. >> why would i let these people take shots a...

Who the hell are you anyway . Who am i . You will find out very soon. Very soon. [ernie] then we became lead actors. We dont run. Okay, we stick together and we fight. Get out of my house. You are afr drama is where all of the conflict happens. [tisha] scandal is my favorite drama. How many times have i told you, you have to be what . Everything about it, the twist, the turns, the acting. Twice as good. Twice as good as them to get half of what they have. I love queen sugar, david makes man. I l...

but now people arent so sure. they are being told a woman is pretty much anyone who feels like they are a woman. they put their hand up and go i am a woman. there is an increasingly weird hysterical campaign to make you believe the sky is green and the grass is blue and anyone who disagrees is instantly a bigot. ironically, it is the leading feminists. people like u.s. womens soccer superstar megan rapinoe. she says excluding trans athletes from womens sports is taking away people for ...

from new york city police on the beating of two officers near a migrant shelter in times square. this caught the attention of the entire nation because of the concerns about crime and migrants in our city and we understand that we will likely get some news details about some of the "most guilty" among those who were the attackers who are still out there somewhere on the loose. now sources tell fox that some of the suspects that were arrested and released with no bail may be headed to t...

the usual progressive killjoys spoke up to remind us of what a terrible place in america really is. it is like expecting betsy ross flight and eating up with jane fonda his dirty. [laughter] dirty girdle. i dont know what that means. ben & jerrys ice cream, part of an enormous corporation, offered their happy birthday message by proclaiming that the country was stolen it and should be given back to indigenous peoples. the company advises start with mount rushmore. allows the idea, says...

6th. i think i have that date right. there have been 4,001 gun deaths. 4,001 in the first month and few days. i want to put the pictures back up of the four people who died at the hand of ethan crumbley. madison, justin, just 17. what do we owe those 4,001 people this year? those four oxford students, and everyone who dies at the hands of gun violence? >> we live in a society where we cant control everything that happens outside of our household. we expect and demand a lot of each othe...

theres an old interview question that the great barbara walters had teed up. what kind of tree would you be? for some reason, i asked martha this question. >> there is an old interview question. what kind of tree would you be. for some reason i asked this question. martha answered, i am the beechtree. the beach is the mother of all trees. the beechtree has a smooth skin but its very hard and impenetrable. because im a mother, all the other trees are underneath me. it is impenetrable. m...

>> the lead with jake tapper starts now. donald trump and his presidential immunity claim was rejected today by three federal judges. the lead starts right now. a major blow to citizen donald trump as the dc federal appeals court denies his presidential immunity defense, a conservative former judge is taking us inside the ruling and his take on what may play out if donald trump takes the case to the u.s. supreme court where he appointed three other justices. frustration from capito...